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Johnny Gargano has found slash fic of himself and Chuck Taylor.

For the record, if any pro wrestlers ever happen across this lj and read erotic slash fanfic of themselves as written by moi, I am not responsible for any hurt feelings because my fic is always about your character, not you as a person. That being said, if my erotic slash fanfic inspires you to have sex with the co-worker I paired you with, please send me pics. That would be cool. Sincerely, moi.
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First up, your moment of Tumblr Zen:



Talk about missing the point. Work on your basic reading comprehension, blastortoise. Comic books are 80% pictures, how fucking hard can it be?

How boss was Queen Stephanie McMahon on RAW?! Holy shit, when she tearfully accepted Brie Bella's demand for a match against her at Summerslam, and then smacked Brie off the ring apron and snarled, "I'm gonna make you my BITCH!" and then flung the mic at her?! And then Triple H and like 3 other guys have to bodily drag Stephanie out of the ring to separate her from Brie! This is one of the things I love about wrasslin. There is no feminine-mystique 'closer to the earth' nurturing bullshit with the female characters. They are every bit as vicious, self-serving, and ambitious as their male counterparts. Forget John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar. I hope they both lose. I am here for Queen Steph vs. Brie. I want to see them fuck each other up!


Brie Bella Stephanie McMahon Segment by wwefan53
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Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

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Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

Chapter Three )

Wrasslin!

Jun. 24th, 2014 04:58 pm
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Next month there are TWO wrasslin shows on consecutive Saturdays in NYC -- WWE at Madison Square Guardian on 7/12, and CHIKARA at Stage 48 on 7/19, and I want to go to both. Anyone want to tag along?

As hope rapidly fades that Seth Rollins is undercover to bust up The Authority from the inside, I have chosen to believe that Triple H is secretly blackmailing him with those Cyberfights videos that Seth did back when he was young and needed the money.
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Dean Ambrose Productions presents a Jon Moxley film... written, directed by, and starring Jon Moxley as Himself, in his own words, guest-starring: Sami Callihan, Scotty Vortekz, Jimmy Jacobs, random dog, and many exciting others!

Bright lights, catfights... )
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Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

Chapter Two )
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Decided to start crossposting my wrasslin fic from ff.net to here.

Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

Chapter One )
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Everybody wants a piece of Dean Ambrose -- touching on his what-what, feeling on his butt-butt.










While we're at it, this gif of Curtis Axel feeling up CM Punk's ass while putting him in handcuffs (!!!) is just pornographic.



Wrasslin, ladies and gentlemen.
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This is a reaction post to Wrestlemania XXX: Hardcore Backdoor Slut Wrestling. Open spoilers below cut.

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My boo is on his way to becoming a legend on the mic, and was well known for his promo skills back in the indies. Because I am a procrastinator killing time like looking at him, I've decided to collect as many of his promos in one place as possible, for the benefit of his fans and those who want to know if he deserves the hype. Because, as far as I'm concerned, Moxley and Ambrose are the same character, we're going to start out with his Moxley period.

Kind of like Picasso's Blue Period, but with more biting people's faces )
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So the feud between Paige and Emma on NXT for the championship sort of blows my mind. I mean, we have two young women, who are at the top of their game, both HUGELY popular, challenging each other and having these incredible matches... and their rivalry develops into respect and even friendship for one another.



I encourage anyone to watch their kick-ass match for the championship from last year, which should prove why both Paige and Emma are two of the best in their industry. That move at about 5:10, the Dil-Emma, is SICK!

DGUSA!

Feb. 23rd, 2014 01:30 am
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I went to the DGUSA taping for Revolt! tonight in Queens, NYC. :) This was my first indie show ever, and only my third live wrasslin event, so I was super-excited. The lineup was different from what was announced on the website. Instead of Gargano vs. Cima, the main event was Johnny Gargano vs. Trent Barreta. Instead of Rich Swann vs. Trent Baretta, it was Rich Swann vs. Anthony Nese. The other matches were Ivelisse vs. Su Yung, The Bravado Brothers vs. Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy, Drew Gulak vs. AR Fox, Caleb Konley vs. Yosuke Santa Maria, and Mr. A vs. Fire Ant vs. Swerve.

A bunch of the wrestlers were wandering around the merch tables and before the show and during intermission. I was feeling a little shy but I did go say hello to Chuck Taylor, Cassidy, Gargano, and Rich Swann. Of all of them, Johnny Gargano definitely seemed the shyest and most awkward when it came to dealing with the crowd. He shook my hand and smiled when I told him I was a big fan, and asked if this was my first DGUSA show. Rich Swann on the other hand clearly loved the attention and was chatting away and making lovey-eyes at all the girls, including moi! They are both MUCH smaller than I imagined. I looked up Gargano's profile and he's billed at 5'10. Let me tell you, he's maybe 5'6. I stand at 5'8, I've been measured by my doctors several times, and that's what's written on all my medical records. I have a good two inches on him. Rich Swann is about the same height. Chuck Taylor has about an inch or so on me, and is much handsomer in person. Stupid me ran down my cell phone battery so I didn't get any pictures with them.

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One of the few photos I did get: Ivelisse posing with her title.

Su Yung seemed green as hell. At one point Ivelisse slipped a little climbing up the turnbuckle, so Su Yung resorted to punching her in the taint. Rude!

The fans kept singing Rich Swann's entrance song during his match with Nese. Btw, you could bounce a quarter off Nese's ass. I was totally distracted the whole time.

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Yosuke Santa Maria was the only Japanese wrestler to make an appearance. He's transsexual, or something along those lines, and was playing it up in a Goldust 'mind games' sort of way -- grabbing Caleb Konley's ass, that sort of thing. Some fans were yelling, "Go for it Caleb, you might like it!" during the match. Toward the end, one guy stood up and yelled, "That little Japanese girl's all right!" after some particularly impressive wrestling from Santa Maria. Konley's foot got caught on the ropes when he tried to leap out after Santa Maria, and everyone in the crowd started freaking out, thinking he was injured. Fortunately he got up and walked it off.

But AR Fox vs. Drew Gulak definitely had the most unexpected sexual tension. AR Fox is my favorite indy-wrestler-cum-porn-star (perhaps an overly narrow superlative) while Gulak is a CZW alum with a mean streak a mile long. I'm not saying they've ever made out; I'm saying they both kinda want to. Anyway, Gulak botched a move and tried to compensate. When the fans started chanting "You fucked up" at him, he snarled, "I changed my mind!" Also, some fans behind me started singing "♪Talking bout my Gulak... ♫" to the theme of "My Girl."

Gargano vs. Barreta was fantastic, as you'd expect. They pulled off some more risky moves that had me terrified one or the other of them was gonna get hurt. I think Johnny's supposed to be a bad guy now, which is about as believable as Winne the Pooh being a iron-fisted tyrant.
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What is it with Dean Ambrose and older men -- first the HoYay-tastic feud with William Regal in FCW, and now his eye-fucking confrontation with Roddy Piper on Old School Raw. There's something about how eager he is to prove himself to these older male authority figures... hmmmm....



And during the Shield's interview with Renee Young, Dean was very deliberate about keeping his hands in the camera frame at all times. I've said before his hands are a big part of his expressiveness and a lot of the things he does are calculated to draw attention to them.

Also, TMI for sexual content )
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So for my birthday/Christmas, one of my gentleman admirers got me Jimmy Jacobs DVDs, because the way to a girl's heart is paved with pint-sized emo wrestlers.

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I was joking with him that we should just book Jimmy himself for my next birthday. I mean, how much can he possibly charge just to show up and eat cake with me?

Also, WTF is with all the starry-eyed fangirls on Tumblr being like, "Oh, I bet in real life Dean Ambrose is really shy" and thinking he doesn't/never smoked, and choosing to believe the comments about him partying hard on the regular and banging girls are just works or jokes -- look, I don't know the guy, but I know guys, okay, and GURLS y'all are fooling your damn selves. Also, why the fuck are you all up on the dick of a dirty, rough, take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice guy, while trying to pretend he's probably really Mr. Nice Guy? Be honest with yourself. He's dirty and rough and that turns you on.

BTW, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] em25, I now have a new wrassler obsession, and it's PWG's Super Dragon. Basically Super Dragon curb stomps people's faces, wears an awesome mask, and never gives a fuck about anyone or anything, ever. I can respect that. Here's a video about the Super Dragon in his natural habitat, which is him being the baddest motherfucker on the planet every minute of the day.



I think I will have to find some excuse to get my boyfriend to wear a Super Dragon mask in bed, just once. Is that SO WRONG?! Maybe I can get him to paint it on if I don't tell him why.
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So... surprise announcement that Michael Douglas will be playing Hank Pym in the Ant-Man movie, with Paul Rudd as Scott Lang. Whut?

I got the boyfriend to watch a CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan match with me night before last. He asked me, "Is this a match where the loser gets made love to by the winner?" Y'all, I swear, I have not told him a thing about wrasslin slash. This is all on him.

Also, he drew this femslashy picture of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella for me on the train last night. We agreed they would make a cute couple.

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UPDATE: I talked to the boyfriend on the phone tonight, and he's been painting wrestlers onto all his ceramic cups and bowls. Also, we talked about the femslashy princess picture, and he suggested we do a whole gay Disney series for Valentine's Day, "with Belle and Ariel, and maybe the Beast and Gaston." Is he a sekrit Disney slasher? Am I dating a unicorn?
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Thoughts prompted by my reading a fic that had very 'ATG-ish' characterization for the Shield members.

'ATG' is an acronym for 'Any Two Guys', and its a not-very-complimentary phrase for what might otherwise be called paint-by-numbers characterization; when the characters in a fic are only vaguely identifiable as themselves, to the point where the fanfic might as well be original fic. Looking at this particular story, which is fairly well-written but in no way actually about Dean, Seth, or Roman so much as its about OCs that happen to look like them, got me thinking about the guys' characterizations and how much can be inferred from their on-screen appearances.

I tend to assume their characters are the same as their previous characters, so that Dean Ambrose is the same person as Jon Moxley, Seth Rollins is Tyler Black, etc., except for special cases like NXT's Sami Zayn, who is not El Generico and never was. But even if you only take their WWE appearances as canon, its clear that all three Shield members have some fairly in-depth characterization.

Dean:
-- Likes to present himself as the reasonable authority figure of the group, but we can all smell the crazy coming off him
-- Little to no regard for personal boundaries, seems to enjoy making people uncomfortable (such as when he pets Randy Orton backstage)
-- Will trash-talk, but will also taunt opponents physically, ie. mocking the Undertaker's throat-cutting gesture, licking his hand before slapping Sheamus
-- Mannerisms are "off", has tics and prone to erratic, jerky movements
-- Extremely verbal, speech is always fluent and smooth
-- Confident and dominant body language

Seth:
-- Verbally harasses opponents
-- Smug and mocking in promos
-- The risk-taker of the group; most likely to attempt a big stunt
-- Easily and loudly frustrated by failure and setbacks
-- The "cheerleader", shouts encouragement/warnings to teammates
-- Unafraid to jump up in someone (or several someone's) faces and tell them off
-- The most dramatic of the group, likes making a big entrance (ninja roll), likes big stunts, likes butting into conversations to put his two cents in

Roman:
-- Quietest of the group, but expects to be listened to when he speaks up
-- Gets VERY angry when attacked ("Try to break my arm, I'll break your face!")
-- The least touchy-feely of the trio
-- Over-confident (Roman taking his sweet time to walk up to Ziggler after getting tagged in, giving Ziggler precious seconds to regroup and nail Roman in the jaw)

On a related note, can anyone make out Dean's dialogue from this clip?

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I've joked before that one could make a flowchart of all the wrestlers who've kissed or licked pro wrestling demi-god/bloodthirsty emo/HoeYay magnet Jimmy Jacobs at some point in his storied career, but, after joking around with a wrasslin buddy that all pro wrestlers must have the same oral bacteria by this point, I opted to actually create one. It's missing some people due to time/space reasons, so consider this a VERY abbreviated flowchart of indie/pro wrestling bi-curious mouth-action.

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Remember kids: You kiss Colt Cabana, you taste Kane.
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TEARS OF JOY at finally seeing the Shield and the Wyatt Family going at it in the ring! I was so worried that we wouldn't see this before the Shield is dissolved as a unit.

-- Seth getting up in Harper and Rowan's faces talking shit as usual
-- Dean barging in and putting himself between Seth and the Wyatts (Ambrollins Alert #1)
-- Seth trying to hold Dean back like a concerned girlfriend (Ambrollins Alert #2)
-- Rowan and Harper jumping on them like sharks scenting blood
-- Bray Wyatt bitch-slapping Roman like a pimp

And all this while CM Punk and Daniel Bryan watch the goings-on calmly, letting their mutual nemeses tear each other apart. And then, smoothly, the Wyatts and the Shield move into a kind of battle formation, funneling Punky and DBry into the ring and surrounding them like a pack of ravening wolves. If the Usos and the Rhodes bros hadn't run in to back them up, I'm afraid Punky and DBry might've been torn limb-from-limb.
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Why are there so few Trish Stratus/Lita femslash MVs on Youtube, huh?! I mean, are people blind? Wrestling must not have much of a fannish lesbian following, because I'd think Lita/Trish was tailor-made for femslashers into rival-shipping. See what I mean?

On a somewhat related note, [livejournal.com profile] retroginger and I were talking about this clip of Jon Moxley (aka WWE's Dean Ambrose) backing nemesis Jimmy Jacobs into a corner of the ring and kissing the fuck out of him. For those not familiar with wrasslin, think Sexy Psycho on Emo Jerkass Slashbait action. [livejournal.com profile] retroginger pointed out that you could make a flowchart of how many wrestlers have had their mouths on Jimmy Jacobs by this point. That brings me to one of my favorite little feuds in indie wrestling: Jimmy Jacobs vs. Adam Cole and now, in my opinion, its sort of fascinating, slashbait-y, and almost progressive, all at once.

Adam Cole and Jimmy Jacobs first encountered each other in EVOLVE, where Jimmy played the seasoned veteran openly contemptuous of newbie Adam. After Adam finally scored a defeat on Johnny Gargano, Jimmy made his way to the ring, got on a mic, and declared that Adam was hot (no lies detected) and came onto him. Adam, naturally, challenged him to a wrestling match. Their rivalry continued into early this year, including such notable moments as Jimmy propositioning Adam for sex on Twitter, and Jimmy open-mouthed kissing Adam during their match at ROH Hunt for Gold earlier this year. What I love about this, aside from the obvious fact that Jimmy and Adam are sexy and its entertaining to watch them have aggressive sexual tension, is that the rivalry's not so much about Jimmy being GAY (he's not, or at least his character's not; see below) but more about Jimmy being EVIL, and thusly Adam wanting no part of him. Other than the announcers joking about Jimmy not being "the first man to kiss Adam Cole", there's not much fuss over them being both male. You could replace either Jimmy or Adam with a female wrestler (or hell, two female wrestlers, ie Mickie James and Trish) and have pretty much the same story. There's some fun character development as well, as we see a return to Jimmy's stalker with a crush side we haven't seen much of since he was lovesick over his female manager, Lacey, c. 2006. It seems Jimmy has a thing for gorgeous dark-haired wrestlers!

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