My predictions for what Marvel will announce at their Tuesday press event

[transemacabre]

1. A Black Widow movie GODDAMNIT

2. Chris Evans announces his engagement to theladyscribe

3. Spoilers for the upcoming DC movies, like that time WCW spoiled the outcome of the WWF championship match before it happened.

4. They ceremoniously light the Ant-Man footage on fire, promise to do better next time.

5. Movies starring Chris Pine, Chris Tucker, and Chris Jericho.

Comments

[theladyscribe]

It's too bad they quit using nitrate film in the 1940s because then we could light the Ant-Man footage on fire and watch it burn downwards until it was ALL GONE.

(Also, I am pretty sure #2 is more likely than #1. I would like them to prove me wrong, though.)