Fuck, Marry, Kill

[transemacabre]

Stolen from harmonyangel, throw out a list of three characters from a canon I'm into, and I'll tell you which I'd fuck, marry, or kill. If you want, I'll throw three names backatcha.

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[harmonyangel.livejournal.com]

The Sentry, Baron Zemo, Iron Man

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Okay, although I am (in?)famous as Zemo's most ardent fangirl, I wouldn't particularly want to have sex with Zemo. On the other hand, Sentry's crazy is like WHOA. So I'd marry Zemo, throw Sentry off the cliff, and have hot, alcohol-soaked sex with Tony.

[redcandle17.livejournal.com]

Jaime Lannister, Petyr Baelish, Jon Snow

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

This is easy. Petyr gets chunked off that cliff. I couldn't ever trust him, and let's be honest, I'm not nearly redheaded enough to do it for him.

Jon would probably make a good, if whiney, husband. Jaime would be my man on the side, which he's got plenty of practice at!

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Kl'rt, Ronan, Lilandra!

And totally give me three more names.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Kl'rt would probably be a passionate husband, although I'd have to put up with a lot of comments along the lines of "All humans are scum... except for you, sweetie pie." Of course, I'd be sneaking around with Ronan on the weekends. I feel bad about tossing Lilandra off the cliff, so I'll keep her as my shopping buddy.

Black Canary, Talia, or Scarlet Witch?

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Talia's going off the cliff. I'm not going *near* that. (And her daddy'll resurrect her, so that'll be okay. Uh, at least until they come back for revenge.) Wanda's hot, but I wouldn't want to risk spending too much time with her (and in her saner moments, I totally OTP her with Vision) so she gets the one-night stand. And Dinah I will marry, because she is hot AND sane!

[swordslady.livejournal.com]

Ronan the Accuser, Capitan America, Rhodey.

You can feel free to give me 3 names.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is hard! *sweats*

Rhodey for my husband, because he's awesome and could fly me around in a helicopter. I'd be secretly banging Ronan (or can I have both?) I'm pretty sure Cap's not into chicks, so off the cliff he goes.

Andrea, Fixer, or Norman Osborn?

[swordslady.livejournal.com]

I am secretly completely in love with Norman Osborn, so I'd totally marry him. I'd do Andrea because she's hot and there would probably be an opportunity to get Andreas to join in, so by default Fixer gets offed.