Attn: MARVEL FEN

[transemacabre]

It has come to my attention that we, as a fandom, are lacking in one important category, to whit; we need a SHIPPER WAR. Srsly y'all. It's not a fandom until you've had a massive shipper war. I mean, look at those Harry Potter folks! Their fandom is nothing BUT shipper wars! That being said, reply here to defend your OTP of choice (I don't care, just pick one) in as inflexible and deluded a manner as possible.

My choice is, um.... Captain America/Baron Zemo! That's right! Stevemut (their portmanteau couple name, ala Brangelina) is totally OTP! They belong together! All y'all who ship Cap with anyone else than Helmut are doo-doo heads!!!eleventy!!!1

Comments

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

*coughs* UR STUPID!!!!!11 bUCKY/cAP FOREVA!!!!1 YOU AR A DOODOOHEA\D!!!!!!!1111! CAP LOVES BUCKY, ITSCANON AND ZENO IS A STUPID FAG!1

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Pffft! AS IF! Bucky is like Cap's brother or a slightly retarded cousin. """~~~!!!STEVE NEEDS HELMUT!!!!~~~~::'''

('Zeno' is truly classic!)

[swordslady.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh cAP/Helmut is for lamzorzz. Zemo/fIXER is wher it's at. They is INSEPERATBEL! they shared arobotbody! Itz TRU LUV! TRU LUV!!!!11

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

nuuuu!!! fixer would give zemo herpes or parvo or sumthin. STEVE IS PURE LIKE DRIVEN SNOW! Not the peed in kind!!!!!

[liliaeth]

Do we have to?

I ship Peter Parker/Mary Jane, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Tony Stark/Peter Parker, Johnny Storm/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Matt Murdock,...( ok let's cut this short and say I ship Peter with almost every male in the MU*eg*)

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Well, after Peter Parker finishes rubbing his bulge on all those hoes, he better not come near my Stevemut!!!! TTHat'S ALL IM saYING!

[liliaeth]

awww, not even in a Peter/Steve/Tony pairing?

I love those three*g*

[ofthespider.livejournal.com]

Marry me.

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

NOES, CAP/FALC FOR EVER. CAP WOULD NEVER WANT THE NAZISPAWN!!!

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

FACL's MOJO will never overcome Zemo's rampaging TEUTONIC LOVE! Excelsior!!!!

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Helmut's not just a NAZI, he's a LAME NAZI. EVEN RED SKULL SHIPS CAP/FALC, TRUFAX. :D

[starpiper.livejournal.com]

Uh, uh...::desperately tries to pick just one ship::

ZOMG, TRAUMA/CLOUD9 OTP 4-EVA!!!!!!!!!!11eleventy-one! THEIRLOVEISSO...ISSO...SO...UH, INITIATIVE-Y? ENDURING? RELEVANT ONLY TO ME?

Hmmm...maybe that was a bit too obscure...

ZOMG, BANSHEE/EMMA FROST FOR TEH WINZ! <3 SEAN/EMMA 4-EVA...er, well...maybe forever might be the wrong word to use here...

...ummmm...

ZOMG, CAP/IRON MAN 4-EVA!!!!111eleventy! THEIRLOVEISSOTRAGICYETSMUSHY! (wait, what? That didn't even make sense to me.)

...um...Anole/Indra? Yay?

Man, I suck at this. It's no wonder I'm not in the HP fandom anymore. :/

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

NO WAI! Emma Frost totally has a bigger penis than Banshee. Sean would never be man enough for her. SHE BELONGS WITH JEAN!!!!!

[ofthespider.livejournal.com]

It's hard to have a shipping war in a universe where everyone is boning everyone else!

But while I'm here: Peter/MJ, Peter Parker/Matt Murdock, Peter Parker/Tony Stark, Peter Parker/Logan, Peter Parker/Webshooters, Peter Parker/That poor cake he ruins in Brand New Day, Peter/Felicia, Peter Parker/Johnny Storm, Peter Parker/Your mom.

And Matt Murdock/Milla Donovan. BECAUSE THEIR LOVE IS BLIND, BITCHES!

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

What about Peter Parker/Helmut Zemo? Hey, they met that one time!

[ofthespider.livejournal.com]

I request to resubmit my entry and replace it with:

Peter Parker/anything that moves, and some things that don't

[squrrielninja.livejournal.com]

Tony/Reed kicks all the other pairings' a**es!111!!!1111!!!1
(Did I do it right?)