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transemacabre) wrote2006-04-27 09:40 pm
transemacabre) wrote2006-04-27 09:40 pm
All-Star Zemo and the Goddamned Captain America
Shamelessly ripped off of Frank Miller.
PAGE ONE
1. INT PLUSH APARTMENT -- NIGHT.
FULL FIGURE -- ZEMO walks, in tighty-whities with a swastika across the rear and not one inch of clothing more, walks -- no, hell, he struts -- BACK-LIT against the cruel, fascist beauty of his South American castle. Think Rita Hayworth in her prime. He's gorgeous. He speaks into his headset, dictating:
3.1.1. HELMUT: So we've got ourselves a star-spangled Avenger...
3.1.2. HELMUT: ...but is he spangled EVERYWHERE, I wonder?
3.1.3. CAP: The steamy jungles of South America.
3.1.4. CAP: Helmut Zemo.
3.1.5. CAP: Megalomaniac.
3.1.6. CAP: He's trouble.
3.1.7. CAP: The kind of trouble you want.
PAGE TWO
1. CLOSER, MEDIUM ANGLE -- ZEMO continues. He cocks his head, tossing his hair. Detail on his TIARA. It'll drive them crazy, Jim.
4.1.1. HELMUT: Patriot? His nation's hero? I mean, come ON. INQUIRING GIRLS want to KNOW.
2. Okay Jim, I'm shameless. Let's go with an ASS SHOT. Tighty-whites detailed. Balloons from above. He knows what he's got. Make us drool.
4.2.1. HELMUT: I mean, how lame is THAT? This LOSER dresses up like an American flag and whacks a few other LOSERS over the head with that SHIELD of his, and we're supposed to SWOON? I don't THINK so, True Believers.
3. CLOSE-UP -- ZEMO turns his lovely face, his HAIR flowing, in response to his castle's BUZZER. A bit annoyed.
SE(BIG): BZZT!
4.2.2. HELMUT: What the hell?
4.2.3. JARVIS (Radio Balloon): Young lady, STEVE ROGERS requests your presence. Would you be available tonight for apple pie and milkshakes?
4. EXTREME CLOSE ON ZEMO -- he's thunderstruck. Bolt out of the blue. He had no idea this was coming.
4.2.4. HELMUT: I'll be right down. I'll be quick.
PAGES THREE AND FOUR
MONTAGE: Play it as it lays, Jim. Lotsa little panels. ZEMO fusses with clothes. Applies MASCARA and LIPSTICK. Checks himself in the MIRROR. We see a Rammstein poster on his wall, because he's GERMAN, JA. Frowns. Undresses. This is Steve Rogers he's going to see. He's got a major crush on Steve Rogers.
5.1.1. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.
5.1.2. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.
He adds the last of his LIPSTICK. Dressed to the nines, he checks himself in the MIRROR.
5.1.3. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.
PAGE ONE
1. INT PLUSH APARTMENT -- NIGHT.
FULL FIGURE -- ZEMO walks, in tighty-whities with a swastika across the rear and not one inch of clothing more, walks -- no, hell, he struts -- BACK-LIT against the cruel, fascist beauty of his South American castle. Think Rita Hayworth in her prime. He's gorgeous. He speaks into his headset, dictating:
3.1.1. HELMUT: So we've got ourselves a star-spangled Avenger...
3.1.2. HELMUT: ...but is he spangled EVERYWHERE, I wonder?
3.1.3. CAP: The steamy jungles of South America.
3.1.4. CAP: Helmut Zemo.
3.1.5. CAP: Megalomaniac.
3.1.6. CAP: He's trouble.
3.1.7. CAP: The kind of trouble you want.
PAGE TWO
1. CLOSER, MEDIUM ANGLE -- ZEMO continues. He cocks his head, tossing his hair. Detail on his TIARA. It'll drive them crazy, Jim.
4.1.1. HELMUT: Patriot? His nation's hero? I mean, come ON. INQUIRING GIRLS want to KNOW.
2. Okay Jim, I'm shameless. Let's go with an ASS SHOT. Tighty-whites detailed. Balloons from above. He knows what he's got. Make us drool.
4.2.1. HELMUT: I mean, how lame is THAT? This LOSER dresses up like an American flag and whacks a few other LOSERS over the head with that SHIELD of his, and we're supposed to SWOON? I don't THINK so, True Believers.
3. CLOSE-UP -- ZEMO turns his lovely face, his HAIR flowing, in response to his castle's BUZZER. A bit annoyed.
SE(BIG): BZZT!
4.2.2. HELMUT: What the hell?
4.2.3. JARVIS (Radio Balloon): Young lady, STEVE ROGERS requests your presence. Would you be available tonight for apple pie and milkshakes?
4. EXTREME CLOSE ON ZEMO -- he's thunderstruck. Bolt out of the blue. He had no idea this was coming.
4.2.4. HELMUT: I'll be right down. I'll be quick.
PAGES THREE AND FOUR
MONTAGE: Play it as it lays, Jim. Lotsa little panels. ZEMO fusses with clothes. Applies MASCARA and LIPSTICK. Checks himself in the MIRROR. We see a Rammstein poster on his wall, because he's GERMAN, JA. Frowns. Undresses. This is Steve Rogers he's going to see. He's got a major crush on Steve Rogers.
5.1.1. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.
5.1.2. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.
He adds the last of his LIPSTICK. Dressed to the nines, he checks himself in the MIRROR.
5.1.3. CAP: I've got a date with STEVE ROGERS.