This is true, this is real, this is Straight Edge

NOW COMPLETE. Rated M for Mature Themes. Don't read unless you're a SICK SICK person. (now I know you'll read it)

UPDATE: Part V is now done!
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Reasons why:

1. They all have bodies like unto Greek gods.

2. Genis flies around mostly naked.

3. Blatant subtext between Zemo/Fixer and Blizzard/Speed Demon ripe for slashing.

4. Swordsman wears thigh-high boots. Plus, semi-canonical twincest.

5. Premise, 'villains strive to become heroes', perfect breeding ground for OH THE ANGST.

Reasons why not:

1. Ambiguous morality too complex for itty brains of most fanbrats.

2. Would require reading something other than X-titles.

3. All major characters, aside from the mostly-absent Jolt, are safely past high school and thus rendered bland and sexless.

4. Zemo is vengeful, machiaveillian scion of evil Nazi villain. More damningly in the eyes of fanbrats, he wears a lot of magenta.

As promised: a fic entitled Kangaroo Voyeurs, starring Joystick and Fixer of Marvel's Thunderbolts.

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