This is true, this is real, this is Straight Edge

Last night Seth Rollins was the heeliest heel since, at least, Edge from 2008. In fact, Edge from 2014 was one of his principal victims. Who would ever have thought that the pretty boy with a lisp in Age of the Fall would become wrasslin's most vicious villain? Somewhere, Jimmy Jacobs is brushing away a tear and whispering to himself, "So proud of my boy."



Sometimes Seth has trouble putting his Cyberfights days behind him.

Johnny Gargano has found slash fic of himself and Chuck Taylor.

For the record, if any pro wrestlers ever happen across this lj and read erotic slash fanfic of themselves as written by moi, I am not responsible for any hurt feelings because my fic is always about your character, not you as a person. That being said, if my erotic slash fanfic inspires you to have sex with the co-worker I paired you with, please send me pics. That would be cool. Sincerely, moi.

Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

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Next month there are TWO wrasslin shows on consecutive Saturdays in NYC -- WWE at Madison Square Guardian on 7/12, and CHIKARA at Stage 48 on 7/19, and I want to go to both. Anyone want to tag along?

As hope rapidly fades that Seth Rollins is undercover to bust up The Authority from the inside, I have chosen to believe that Triple H is secretly blackmailing him with those Cyberfights videos that Seth did back when he was young and needed the money.

Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.

( Chapter Two )

Everybody wants a piece of Dean Ambrose -- touching on his what-what, feeling on his butt-butt.










While we're at it, this gif of Curtis Axel feeling up CM Punk's ass while putting him in handcuffs (!!!) is just pornographic.



Wrasslin, ladies and gentlemen.

My boo is on his way to becoming a legend on the mic, and was well known for his promo skills back in the indies. Because I am a procrastinator killing time like looking at him, I've decided to collect as many of his promos in one place as possible, for the benefit of his fans and those who want to know if he deserves the hype. Because, as far as I'm concerned, Moxley and Ambrose are the same character, we're going to start out with his Moxley period.

( Kind of like Picasso's Blue Period, but with more biting people's faces )

I went to the DGUSA taping for Revolt! tonight in Queens, NYC. :) This was my first indie show ever, and only my third live wrasslin event, so I was super-excited. The lineup was different from what was announced on the website. Instead of Gargano vs. Cima, the main event was Johnny Gargano vs. Trent Barreta. Instead of Rich Swann vs. Trent Baretta, it was Rich Swann vs. Anthony Nese. The other matches were Ivelisse vs. Su Yung, The Bravado Brothers vs. Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy, Drew Gulak vs. AR Fox, Caleb Konley vs. Yosuke Santa Maria, and Mr. A vs. Fire Ant vs. Swerve.

A bunch of the wrestlers were wandering around the merch tables and before the show and during intermission. I was feeling a little shy but I did go say hello to Chuck Taylor, Cassidy, Gargano, and Rich Swann. Of all of them, Johnny Gargano definitely seemed the shyest and most awkward when it came to dealing with the crowd. He shook my hand and smiled when I told him I was a big fan, and asked if this was my first DGUSA show. Rich Swann on the other hand clearly loved the attention and was chatting away and making lovey-eyes at all the girls, including moi! They are both MUCH smaller than I imagined. I looked up Gargano's profile and he's billed at 5'10. Let me tell you, he's maybe 5'6. I stand at 5'8, I've been measured by my doctors several times, and that's what's written on all my medical records. I have a good two inches on him. Rich Swann is about the same height. Chuck Taylor has about an inch or so on me, and is much handsomer in person. Stupid me ran down my cell phone battery so I didn't get any pictures with them.



One of the few photos I did get: Ivelisse posing with her title.

Su Yung seemed green as hell. At one point Ivelisse slipped a little climbing up the turnbuckle, so Su Yung resorted to punching her in the taint. Rude!

The fans kept singing Rich Swann's entrance song during his match with Nese. Btw, you could bounce a quarter off Nese's ass. I was totally distracted the whole time.



Yosuke Santa Maria was the only Japanese wrestler to make an appearance. He's transsexual, or something along those lines, and was playing it up in a Goldust 'mind games' sort of way -- grabbing Caleb Konley's ass, that sort of thing. Some fans were yelling, "Go for it Caleb, you might like it!" during the match. Toward the end, one guy stood up and yelled, "That little Japanese girl's all right!" after some particularly impressive wrestling from Santa Maria. Konley's foot got caught on the ropes when he tried to leap out after Santa Maria, and everyone in the crowd started freaking out, thinking he was injured. Fortunately he got up and walked it off.

But AR Fox vs. Drew Gulak definitely had the most unexpected sexual tension. AR Fox is my favorite indy-wrestler-cum-porn-star (perhaps an overly narrow superlative) while Gulak is a CZW alum with a mean streak a mile long. I'm not saying they've ever made out; I'm saying they both kinda want to. Anyway, Gulak botched a move and tried to compensate. When the fans started chanting "You fucked up" at him, he snarled, "I changed my mind!" Also, some fans behind me started singing "♪Talking bout my Gulak... ♫" to the theme of "My Girl."

Gargano vs. Barreta was fantastic, as you'd expect. They pulled off some more risky moves that had me terrified one or the other of them was gonna get hurt. I think Johnny's supposed to be a bad guy now, which is about as believable as Winne the Pooh being a iron-fisted tyrant.

So for my birthday/Christmas, one of my gentleman admirers got me Jimmy Jacobs DVDs, because the way to a girl's heart is paved with pint-sized emo wrestlers.



I was joking with him that we should just book Jimmy himself for my next birthday. I mean, how much can he possibly charge just to show up and eat cake with me?

Also, WTF is with all the starry-eyed fangirls on Tumblr being like, "Oh, I bet in real life Dean Ambrose is really shy" and thinking he doesn't/never smoked, and choosing to believe the comments about him partying hard on the regular and banging girls are just works or jokes -- look, I don't know the guy, but I know guys, okay, and GURLS y'all are fooling your damn selves. Also, why the fuck are you all up on the dick of a dirty, rough, take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice guy, while trying to pretend he's probably really Mr. Nice Guy? Be honest with yourself. He's dirty and rough and that turns you on.

BTW, thanks to em25, I now have a new wrassler obsession, and it's PWG's Super Dragon. Basically Super Dragon curb stomps people's faces, wears an awesome mask, and never gives a fuck about anyone or anything, ever. I can respect that. Here's a video about the Super Dragon in his natural habitat, which is him being the baddest motherfucker on the planet every minute of the day.



I think I will have to find some excuse to get my boyfriend to wear a Super Dragon mask in bed, just once. Is that SO WRONG?! Maybe I can get him to paint it on if I don't tell him why.

Thoughts prompted by my reading a fic that had very 'ATG-ish' characterization for the Shield members.

'ATG' is an acronym for 'Any Two Guys', and its a not-very-complimentary phrase for what might otherwise be called paint-by-numbers characterization; when the characters in a fic are only vaguely identifiable as themselves, to the point where the fanfic might as well be original fic. Looking at this particular story, which is fairly well-written but in no way actually about Dean, Seth, or Roman so much as its about OCs that happen to look like them, got me thinking about the guys' characterizations and how much can be inferred from their on-screen appearances.

I tend to assume their characters are the same as their previous characters, so that Dean Ambrose is the same person as Jon Moxley, Seth Rollins is Tyler Black, etc., except for special cases like NXT's Sami Zayn, who is not El Generico and never was. But even if you only take their WWE appearances as canon, its clear that all three Shield members have some fairly in-depth characterization.

Dean:
-- Likes to present himself as the reasonable authority figure of the group, but we can all smell the crazy coming off him
-- Little to no regard for personal boundaries, seems to enjoy making people uncomfortable (such as when he pets Randy Orton backstage)
-- Will trash-talk, but will also taunt opponents physically, ie. mocking the Undertaker's throat-cutting gesture, licking his hand before slapping Sheamus
-- Mannerisms are "off", has tics and prone to erratic, jerky movements
-- Extremely verbal, speech is always fluent and smooth
-- Confident and dominant body language

Seth:
-- Verbally harasses opponents
-- Smug and mocking in promos
-- The risk-taker of the group; most likely to attempt a big stunt
-- Easily and loudly frustrated by failure and setbacks
-- The "cheerleader", shouts encouragement/warnings to teammates
-- Unafraid to jump up in someone (or several someone's) faces and tell them off
-- The most dramatic of the group, likes making a big entrance (ninja roll), likes big stunts, likes butting into conversations to put his two cents in

Roman:
-- Quietest of the group, but expects to be listened to when he speaks up
-- Gets VERY angry when attacked ("Try to break my arm, I'll break your face!")
-- The least touchy-feely of the trio
-- Over-confident (Roman taking his sweet time to walk up to Ziggler after getting tagged in, giving Ziggler precious seconds to regroup and nail Roman in the jaw)

On a related note, can anyone make out Dean's dialogue from this clip?