Wrestlemania XXX
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transemacabreThis is a reaction post to Wrestlemania XXX: Hardcore Backdoor Slut Wrestling. Open spoilers below cut.
Brock Lesnar broke The Streak! He defeated the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Every wrasslin fan on earth, including moi, is now traumatized. I foresee therapy bills in my future.
The Shield handily took care of Kane and the New Age Outlaws, and it sounds like they nearly killed Billy Gunn for realz. Their new masks make them 10,000 times hotter, which I thought was a scientific impossibility but nope.
I WANNA HAVE ALL THEIR BABIES.
My goddess AJ Lee dominated the Divas Invitational and retained her championship like the boss bitch she is. Forget that "no homo" bullshit, I would be full homo for AJ. Also, look at that fucking rock she's been wearing on her finger. Looks like my goddess got CM Punk to put a ring on it!
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Triple H making an entrance looking like Shao Khan, complete with throne, war hammer, and scantily-clad slave girls, was the most pimping thing ever. Can you imagine how fucking crazy that must've felt, to enter the arena like that in front of thousands of screaming fans?! That's NXT Divas Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, and Alexa Bliss accompanying him, btw.
John Cena/Bray Wyatt was a reenactment of the final act of Return of the Jedi, complete with Bray Wyatt inviting Cena to strike him down to complete his turn to the Dark Side. I half-expected the match to end with Cena throwing Wyatt down a shaft while blue lightning shoots out of his fingertips.
Brock Lesnar broke The Streak! He defeated the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Every wrasslin fan on earth, including moi, is now traumatized. I foresee therapy bills in my future.
The Shield handily took care of Kane and the New Age Outlaws, and it sounds like they nearly killed Billy Gunn for realz. Their new masks make them 10,000 times hotter, which I thought was a scientific impossibility but nope.
I WANNA HAVE ALL THEIR BABIES.
My goddess AJ Lee dominated the Divas Invitational and retained her championship like the boss bitch she is. Forget that "no homo" bullshit, I would be full homo for AJ. Also, look at that fucking rock she's been wearing on her finger. Looks like my goddess got CM Punk to put a ring on it!
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Triple H making an entrance looking like Shao Khan, complete with throne, war hammer, and scantily-clad slave girls, was the most pimping thing ever. Can you imagine how fucking crazy that must've felt, to enter the arena like that in front of thousands of screaming fans?! That's NXT Divas Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, and Alexa Bliss accompanying him, btw.
John Cena/Bray Wyatt was a reenactment of the final act of Return of the Jedi, complete with Bray Wyatt inviting Cena to strike him down to complete his turn to the Dark Side. I half-expected the match to end with Cena throwing Wyatt down a shaft while blue lightning shoots out of his fingertips.
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Date: 2014-04-11 07:29 pm (UTC)The Cena/Wyatt match was just weird. I don't think Cena knew how to take Bray's finisher, Sister Abagail. It looks like this feud is continuing so hopefully Bray will get a win and Cena can study up on how to take his finisher before their next match;)
I think I'm one of the few people in the fandom that loves Brock, but even I was shocked and questioned why he was the one to break the streak. A part time wrestler on the downside of his career gets that honor? Why? Of course Heyman's promo on Raw was gold.
There has been so many new things happening in wrestling this past week. It's crazy:)