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transemacabre) wrote2006-05-01 03:28 am
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12 character meme
Fashionably late to the party.
1. Peter Parker/Spider-man
2. Helmut Zemo/love muffin
3. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Northstar
4. TJ Wagner/Nocturne
5. Bethany Cabe (Iron Man)
6. Genis-Vell/Legacy/Captain Marvel/Photon/Schizo Boy
7. Karolina Dean/Lucy in the Sky
8. Starr Saxon/Machinesmith
9. Cassie Lang/Stature
10. Matt Murdock/Daredevil
11. Phil Urich/Green Goblin
12. KANG, you fool! KANG!
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Genis and Phil Urich? That would be really spacey and cosmic and Phil would be babbling in his Valley-Girl speak the whole time. "Like, wow! This is WICKED COOL, y'know? Ooooh man, do that again! I'm totally jazzed! MEGA MEGA COOL! Cowabunga!" and when it's all over, Genis grins and says, "Once you go Kree, you never go back."
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nocturne is four-alarm, get the hose, call the fire department because she is SMOKING HOT.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kang/Machinesmith, that's some supervillain action right there. They would make adorable cyborg time-travelling babies. And then eat them.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
If they're around, you'll find 'em on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
youngavengers.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um, considering Helmut killed Genis recently, not in this universe.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Bethany/Matt, because oh boy would that rock, she's just the right sort of strong, capable, not psycho woman he needs. Cassie is too young for someone like Bethany. Maybe in ten years.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Karolina would scream bloody murder, erupt into rainbows, and fly out the window. Then Chase would run in and get incriminating photos of Kang and Zemo to sell on eBay. Ohmigod, I think I just wrote down Bendis' next plot twist.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
"The Man Without Fear meets the Man Without A Closet!"
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, but there should be. Because everything is better with gay robots.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape IV: Alien Rainbow Lesbian Romp. Previous titles in this series include Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape I: Ant-Man's Comely Daughter, Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape II: Jolt, the Not-Nearly Legal Thunderbolt, and Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape III: Mutie Orgy, starring all, and we do mean ALL, the Hellions. Oh Kang, you sicko.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
During her time with the Exiles, TJ pops into a new world and meets the bashful, nerdy, but still damningly adorable Peter Parker. She falls for him in his civilian persona, and after Spider-man helps her beat the hay-hay out of some bigots who were attempting to lynch a mutant teenager, she falls for the hero as well. Afterward, they go back to his house to get patched up, and while applying bandaids to one another passion overcomes them, and well you know the rest.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dunno if they read it, dunno if there even is any, but there needs to be some Karolina/Nico femslash STAT! Canonical homosexuality, people. They WANT us to slash them!
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
God, I hope not.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Doubtful, unless it's as a cameo in a Runaways fic.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Helmut/TJ/Bethany. Having one of these ladies would be mindblowing, both at the same time is every het man's fantasy. I'm sure Helmut WISHES someone would write this. ;)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I can see, I can see! Hah! Just foolin' ya."
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Nine Inch Nails, The Becoming.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Peter/Genis/Kang. Oh boy. M/M/M, heroes-on-villain, crackfic. The only way I see this happening is if Genis came back from the beyond, kidnapped Kang and Peter to the Microverse, and solemnly informed them that they all had to fuck to save the space-time continuum. Peter would do it for the good of humanity, and Kang would do it because he wouldn't want to cease existing but he would protest loudly the entire time. That's the only way you're getting these three naked together. Afterward Peter and Kang would find out the universe was never in any mortal danger at all, Genis just wanted to win a bet that he could get them into bed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"You are of pure Aryan blood. Wanna go back to my castle?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never. *sobs*
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Deep down inside, he loved having Rick in his head while he was banging alien chicks. It made everything dirtier.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Maybe, but only if she lied and said she was eighteen.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jean-Paul/Karolina. Wow, talk about a pairing that completely cancels itself out. A gay man and a lesbian. Can't even answer this one.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic?
Peter and Cassie are in a happy relationship until Cassie suddenly runs off with TJ. Peter, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Phil and a brief unhappy affair with Kang, then follows the wise advice of Bethany and finds true love with Jean-Paul.
Okay, let's assume we're setting this in the future, 'cause there's no way Mr. Parker is getting together with Ant-Man's 14-year-old daughter anytime soon. Peter and Cassie discover that insect-or-arachnid themed superheroics aren't enough to hold a relationship together. Cassie and TJ run off together, which would be the HOTTEST THING EVER. Ahem. Peter gives into his long-repressed Goblin lust and shags Phil Urich, while they're both in costume, kinky. He and Kang have both been left heart-broken by Cassie, so they bond and have some hero-on-villain sex, no doubt echoing their earlier sojourn with Genis-Vell. The whole sorry mess implodes, Kang takes off for timelines unknown, and at one of Tony Stark's luncheons Peter runs into Bethany Cabe. She lends him a shoulder to cry on, then suggests he call up Northstar, the handsomest single gay superhero in town. Sure enough, Peter and Jean-Paul fall hard for each other (Peter is brown-haired and a little insecure, like Bobby, which is JP's secret weakness). Much happiness is had by all. Meanwhile, Cassie and TJ have been having incredibly HOT sex. The End.
I would call it: Peter Parker, The Shagging Neighborhood Spider-Man.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Damn, what's with pairing Karolina up with the gay boys! It won't happen, people!
1. Peter Parker/Spider-man
2. Helmut Zemo/
3. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Northstar
4. TJ Wagner/Nocturne
5. Bethany Cabe (Iron Man)
6. Genis-Vell/Legacy/Captain Marvel/Photon/Schizo Boy
7. Karolina Dean/Lucy in the Sky
8. Starr Saxon/Machinesmith
9. Cassie Lang/Stature
10. Matt Murdock/Daredevil
11. Phil Urich/Green Goblin
12. KANG, you fool! KANG!
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Genis and Phil Urich? That would be really spacey and cosmic and Phil would be babbling in his Valley-Girl speak the whole time. "Like, wow! This is WICKED COOL, y'know? Ooooh man, do that again! I'm totally jazzed! MEGA MEGA COOL! Cowabunga!" and when it's all over, Genis grins and says, "Once you go Kree, you never go back."
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nocturne is four-alarm, get the hose, call the fire department because she is SMOKING HOT.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kang/Machinesmith, that's some supervillain action right there. They would make adorable cyborg time-travelling babies. And then eat them.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
If they're around, you'll find 'em on
youngavengers.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um, considering Helmut killed Genis recently, not in this universe.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Bethany/Matt, because oh boy would that rock, she's just the right sort of strong, capable, not psycho woman he needs. Cassie is too young for someone like Bethany. Maybe in ten years.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Karolina would scream bloody murder, erupt into rainbows, and fly out the window. Then Chase would run in and get incriminating photos of Kang and Zemo to sell on eBay. Ohmigod, I think I just wrote down Bendis' next plot twist.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
"The Man Without Fear meets the Man Without A Closet!"
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, but there should be. Because everything is better with gay robots.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape IV: Alien Rainbow Lesbian Romp. Previous titles in this series include Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape I: Ant-Man's Comely Daughter, Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape II: Jolt, the Not-Nearly Legal Thunderbolt, and Kang's Adventures in Statutory Rape III: Mutie Orgy, starring all, and we do mean ALL, the Hellions. Oh Kang, you sicko.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
During her time with the Exiles, TJ pops into a new world and meets the bashful, nerdy, but still damningly adorable Peter Parker. She falls for him in his civilian persona, and after Spider-man helps her beat the hay-hay out of some bigots who were attempting to lynch a mutant teenager, she falls for the hero as well. Afterward, they go back to his house to get patched up, and while applying bandaids to one another passion overcomes them, and well you know the rest.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dunno if they read it, dunno if there even is any, but there needs to be some Karolina/Nico femslash STAT! Canonical homosexuality, people. They WANT us to slash them!
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
God, I hope not.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Doubtful, unless it's as a cameo in a Runaways fic.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Helmut/TJ/Bethany. Having one of these ladies would be mindblowing, both at the same time is every het man's fantasy. I'm sure Helmut WISHES someone would write this. ;)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I can see, I can see! Hah! Just foolin' ya."
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Nine Inch Nails, The Becoming.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Peter/Genis/Kang. Oh boy. M/M/M, heroes-on-villain, crackfic. The only way I see this happening is if Genis came back from the beyond, kidnapped Kang and Peter to the Microverse, and solemnly informed them that they all had to fuck to save the space-time continuum. Peter would do it for the good of humanity, and Kang would do it because he wouldn't want to cease existing but he would protest loudly the entire time. That's the only way you're getting these three naked together. Afterward Peter and Kang would find out the universe was never in any mortal danger at all, Genis just wanted to win a bet that he could get them into bed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"You are of pure Aryan blood. Wanna go back to my castle?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never. *sobs*
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Deep down inside, he loved having Rick in his head while he was banging alien chicks. It made everything dirtier.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Maybe, but only if she lied and said she was eighteen.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jean-Paul/Karolina. Wow, talk about a pairing that completely cancels itself out. A gay man and a lesbian. Can't even answer this one.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic?
Peter and Cassie are in a happy relationship until Cassie suddenly runs off with TJ. Peter, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Phil and a brief unhappy affair with Kang, then follows the wise advice of Bethany and finds true love with Jean-Paul.
Okay, let's assume we're setting this in the future, 'cause there's no way Mr. Parker is getting together with Ant-Man's 14-year-old daughter anytime soon. Peter and Cassie discover that insect-or-arachnid themed superheroics aren't enough to hold a relationship together. Cassie and TJ run off together, which would be the HOTTEST THING EVER. Ahem. Peter gives into his long-repressed Goblin lust and shags Phil Urich, while they're both in costume, kinky. He and Kang have both been left heart-broken by Cassie, so they bond and have some hero-on-villain sex, no doubt echoing their earlier sojourn with Genis-Vell. The whole sorry mess implodes, Kang takes off for timelines unknown, and at one of Tony Stark's luncheons Peter runs into Bethany Cabe. She lends him a shoulder to cry on, then suggests he call up Northstar, the handsomest single gay superhero in town. Sure enough, Peter and Jean-Paul fall hard for each other (Peter is brown-haired and a little insecure, like Bobby, which is JP's secret weakness). Much happiness is had by all. Meanwhile, Cassie and TJ have been having incredibly HOT sex. The End.
I would call it: Peter Parker, The Shagging Neighborhood Spider-Man.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Damn, what's with pairing Karolina up with the gay boys! It won't happen, people!
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I always love seeing peter in more slashy relationships, but some of these were just ridiculous.
I just giggled happily thinking of some of the weird harry potter slash I've read and thinking "Just how impossible is a Peter/kang pairing?"
Something to think about? ^_^