Flowchart of wrestlers who've had their mouths on Jimmy Jacobs

[transemacabre]

I've joked before that one could make a flowchart of all the wrestlers who've kissed or licked pro wrestling demi-god/bloodthirsty emo/HoeYay magnet Jimmy Jacobs at some point in his storied career, but, after joking around with a wrasslin buddy that all pro wrestlers must have the same oral bacteria by this point, I opted to actually create one. It's missing some people due to time/space reasons, so consider this a VERY abbreviated flowchart of indie/pro wrestling bi-curious mouth-action.



Remember kids: You kiss Colt Cabana, you taste Kane.

Comments

[retroginger.livejournal.com]

Ha! You actually did it. This is wonderful and I look forward to adding more:)

How did Rollins/Black manage to not be on there? Between Ambrose and Jacobs you would think at least one of them would of kissed or licked him.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

I can't think of a specific incident that would get Tyler/Seth on there, but there's like a fuckton of his ROH stuff I've never seen, and its entirely possible that Jimmy kissed or licked him at some point :)

The closest we've come to Ambrollins is Dean kissing the back of Seth's head. Soon soon soon...

One that didn't make it to the flowchart thanks to space issues:

Rowdy Roddy Piper > Goldust > Marlena/Terri Runnels > Kane > AJ > Daniel Bryan > Moxley/Ambrose > Jimmy Jacobs

[retroginger.livejournal.com]

We must review the footage. I refuse to believe Jimmy has not at some point licked or kissed Tyler.

Yes, soon.

Piper to Jimmy - that's a good one:)