Epic Rap Battles of History!

[transemacabre]

Why didn't anyone tell me about this?! I only found out these existed a couple of days ago, all on my lonesome. I am disappoint, LJ. I expect better from you.

If you're like me, and are new to this, Epic Rap Battles of History is a web series featuring a pair of historical or fictional characters facing off against each other in (what else?) a rap battle. The characters are played, hilariously and sometimes frighteningly well, by rappers. If you're offended by... basically anything, don't watch 'em.

I'd smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls! And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit "My World"! GENIUS. But wait, how come Bach knows how big Beethoven's dick is? Inquiring minds want to know.

Comments

[angmar-bucket.livejournal.com]

Lol. Reminds me of when I found out that Sauron and Beren basically had a rap battle in The Silmarillion.

[navisx.livejournal.com]

My favourite is probably the Einstein vs Hawking

[toggy.livejournal.com]

BeethovenxBach.
I ship it.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

At first I was like "...but Bach died twenty years before Beethoven was born...", but then I realized that maybe Beethoven wasn't referring to THE Bach (aka Johann Sebastian) but to one of JS's equally musical sons, Carl Philipp Emanuel or Wilhelm Friedemann. Hell, maybe Beethoven was the meat in that Bach sandwich.