Secrets the TBolts DON'T want you to know!

Helmut Zemo is a closet Scandinavian black metal fan.

Songbird? The carpet matches the curtains. That's all I'm sayin'.

Fixer likes his coffee like he likes his women: hot, creamy, and with his dick in them.

Atlas fears nothing... except the BEARS oh god the BEARS!!!

Genis does not fly. He just stands still and moves the universe around him.

A team cannot have a Donnie and a Connie. Only one way to settle this: jello-wrestling!

Is Blizzard gay? Who knows... the Shadow knows!

Zemo and Fixer have matching BFF lockets that fit together to form a heart.

"Justice, like lightning" narrowly beat out original motto, "With our powers combined, we call Captain Planet!"

12 character meme

Fashionably late to the party.

1. Peter Parker/Spider-man
2. Helmut Zemo/love muffin
3. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Northstar
4. TJ Wagner/Nocturne
5. Bethany Cabe (Iron Man)
6. Genis-Vell/Legacy/Captain Marvel/Photon/Schizo Boy
7. Karolina Dean/Lucy in the Sky
8. Starr Saxon/Machinesmith
9. Cassie Lang/Stature
10. Matt Murdock/Daredevil
11. Phil Urich/Green Goblin
12. KANG, you fool! KANG!

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I rest my case...

The new Moon Knight series is being solicited as...

MOON KNIGHT: THE BOTTOM

So there ya go.