TEH SLASH DEBATE OMG

Can we get a break from the self-congratulatory debates on scans_daily filled with half-baked philosophy over why females like slash, or how plausible/OOC slash is, femslash vs. slash, how slash is an expression of female self-hatred, etc. etc. etc. fucking excetera?

I, for one, AM IN IT FOR THE PR0NO WOO.

Secondly, after my experience in Americorps, I can state with some authority that every male between the ages of 18-24 is bisexual after about 2 beers. Then again, so were all the females.

Comic Book German I Want to See

caia_comica and I were joking about how Marvel Comics' Germany has apparently gotten along with about 15 words of German for its entire history. We agreed that the band Rammstein should be given translation duties for any and all Germans/Nazis/what-have-you. Some choice snippets:

Bück Dich = Bend over.
Speil Mit Mir = Play with me.
Leg mir das Halsband um dann geh ich auf die Knie und fang zu bellen an = Put the collar on me, I'll go to my knees and bark like a dog.
Bestrafe mich = Punish me.
du darfst mein Bestrafer sein = You're the one who will make me crawl.

Via babelfish:
Wimmern, ist es so groß! = Wow, it's so big!
Ich breche Sie, Amerika. Ich breche Sie mag einen Stallion = I will break you, America. I will break you like a stallion.