Predictions for New New Thunderbolts

At some point within the first 12 issues of Ellis' New New Thunderbolts, I predict some or all of the following will occur:

1. A crossover with Dirk Anger or somebody like that from Nextwave.

2. Creepy gay subtext between Norman Osborn and Bullseye. Of all the characters I want to see have creepy gay subtext with one another, Osborn and Bullseye are pretty far down the list.

3. With a nod to jim_smith, Pete Wisdom will show up for four pages to bang Songbird. He will serve no further purpose in the plot.

4. Someone will forget Blizzard was ever a Tbolt, and he will reappear as a badguy for, like, the Runaways to pound on with no explanation as to why he returned to villainy.

5. One of two possibilities for Scorpo-Venom:
5.a. Marvel will play up the Venom and play down the Scorpion to appease the fanboys, or...
5.b. ... the other characters will constantly harp on Mac Gargan for being Diet Venom, which will make him even more BITTER and KEWL.

For every prediction that comes true, I will eat a cookie. Actually, I'll eat the cookie regardless because I will bake it myself, but I will eat it with more GUSTO if my predictions come true. Break yo'self, fool.