Mar. 5th, 2007

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So I finally saw the animated Iron Man movie on Cartoon Network over the weekend. Surprisingly good. I love that the first thing established about Tony Stark's character is that he is a huge ho. I was very amused also that Tony's love interest is the Mandarin. Okay, okay, a lady Mandarin, but I still snickered. One wonders if Tony never tried to just sex the evil out of the Mandarin...

MANDARIN: [smashes through wall] Your time is finished, capitalist pig dog Stark! Today, and forever, the Mandarin reigns!
TONY: [is wearing luxurious bathrobe, champagne glass in hand] Good to see you, make yourself comfortable. [directs Mandarin to a comfy chaise lounge]
MANDARIN: [takes seat somewhat awkwardly] I am not here to play games! You will bow before me, Stark! Bow!
TONY: [sips champagne, smiles] Uh huh, that's nice, tell me, would you like some champagne?
MANDARIN: Why yes, that sounds -- What? No! I have no need for your weakling spirits!
TONY [pours a martini] You know, we've never really talked before. Never gotten to know each other better. [hands martini to Mandarin, walks behind the chaise lounge and begins rubbing the Mandarin's shoulders]
MANDARIN: >:(

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