Marvelverse Crack Pairing Generator

Because, whoa, I can't believe no one ever did one before, and Glowstick Chick, who created the DC version, gave permission for it to be modified -- The Marvelverse Random Pairing Crack Generator.

My first result was Thanos/Nick Fury. WTF.

Internet freakisms that scare the hell out of me, roughly in order from most frightening to least

1. Harry Potter fen
1.A. Harry Potter fen who believe they are married to Snape on the Astral Plane.

2. Hardcore childfreers
2.A. Hardcore childfreers who bitch about little kids attending Harry Potter costume parties.

3. Anime freaks

4. Lolicon fans
4.A. Lolicon fans who try to import Lolicon into non-Japanese fandoms. DO NOT WANT.

5. Cyber-stalkers. Srsly, WTF.

6. People who just all around fail at life.