Attn: MARVEL FEN

It has come to my attention that we, as a fandom, are lacking in one important category, to whit; we need a SHIPPER WAR. Srsly y'all. It's not a fandom until you've had a massive shipper war. I mean, look at those Harry Potter folks! Their fandom is nothing BUT shipper wars! That being said, reply here to defend your OTP of choice (I don't care, just pick one) in as inflexible and deluded a manner as possible.

My choice is, um.... Captain America/Baron Zemo! That's right! Stevemut (their portmanteau couple name, ala Brangelina) is totally OTP! They belong together! All y'all who ship Cap with anyone else than Helmut are doo-doo heads!!!eleventy!!!1