Mozart L'Opera Rock!

Mozart L'Opera Rock is (you guessed it!) a French rock opera about Mozart, which I didn't know existed until yesterday. Woe. It's ridiculously lavish and combines the ornate look of the late 18th century with the rock mentality and oddly emo haircuts of the modern era. I mean, take a look at this hotness:

That's Florent Mothe, aka Mr. Sexyfine, as Salieri. Now, did the historical Salieri actually look like that? I'm not sure, but let's pretend he did, shall we?