Fuck I Love Science: A Hank Pym post

Why is Hank nuzzling Tony's neck in this picture?



I get that Hank is just supposed to be standing in front of him, but Hank's face is clearly in the shadow cast by Tony's head. The only way that's possible is if Hank is gently stroking the side of Tony's faceplate with his cheek. Is this one of Hank's peccadillos the Avengers have just learned to deal with? "Oh, there's Hank, rubbing himself on people again."

It says something that the anthropomorphic cow is not the most questionable thing about this image. Also, Tony's Living Armor that went all bad boyfriend on him was infected by Ultron tech. Ultron's mind is in turn based on Hank's brain engrams. Taking that to its logical conclusion, does that mean that Hank Pym has a dark, repressed obsession with Tony Stark?!



Hank and Jan's house. Why the fuck do they have a giant framed picture of Reed Richards on the wall?



Would it be weird if Hank started dating the guy his ex-wife left him for? Yeah? Oh. Nevermind.



Oh. Ooooooooh.



Hank playing with William is ~so cute~ omigod