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MOAR WWE AJ FEELINGS
Jun. 12th, 2012 02:08 amSo tonight was the tag team match with Kane (demon wrestler from hell) and Daniel Bryan (YES! YES! YES!) vs. CM Punk (Best In The World) and AJ Lee (#crazychicks). For those peons not in the know, these four are at the epicenter of WWE's most salaciously soap opera-riffic storyline.
DBry was AJ's dirtbag boyfriend, and after he dumped her, AJ went off the deep end. She started wearing CM Punk's shirts to the ring and interfering in matches between her ex and Punky. Then Kane got involved. Then AJ started stalking Kane. DBry went around loudly proclaiming how he ttly doesn't care about AJ anymore srsly u guiz.
And then, tonight's match. It starts off with Punk being manhandled by DBry and then Kane, then he stumbles into AJ and inadvertently tags her into the match. AJ (standing 5 foot nuthin') climbed into the ring to face off with Kane (6'7 or thereabouts and powered by the souls of the damned).
Then fuckin' pornography broke out in the ring.
Okay, so it's PG porn. But this is about as sexy as WWE will allow their performers to get -- and dayum, it's not like she gives him a peck on the cheek. AJ gets all up on Kane and kisses the hell out of him. She is on him like white on rice. At 7:45 you can see Kane bite her lip, naughty boy.
Kane then stumbles over to DBry, tags him in, then bails like "Fuck you, I gotta go backstage and take a cold shower." Punky handily takes out DBry and during the victory celebration, AJ sits Indian style in the ring and makes sex eyes at all three men.
I AM NOW MORE CONFLICTED ABOUT SHIPPING THAN EVER. What is gonna happen!?
Scenario A) Kane punches Punky and DBry in the face, then slings AJ over his shoulder and carries her backstage to have rough monster sex. AJ grins and flashes thumb's up as she's carried away.
Scenario B) AJ's conniving makes DBry and Kane attack each other like a pair of horny wolverines. They tear each other to pieces and she and Punky, being the sole survivors, are declared the victors. They proceed to make out for the rest of the PPV.
Scenario C) DBry's l33t ninja skills make short work of both Kane and Punky. He then drops to his knees and rips off his shirt to reveal a tattoo of AJ's face. She kicks him in the jaw and knocks him out cold.
Scenario D) It somehow turns into a big happy foursome.
DBry was AJ's dirtbag boyfriend, and after he dumped her, AJ went off the deep end. She started wearing CM Punk's shirts to the ring and interfering in matches between her ex and Punky. Then Kane got involved. Then AJ started stalking Kane. DBry went around loudly proclaiming how he ttly doesn't care about AJ anymore srsly u guiz.
And then, tonight's match. It starts off with Punk being manhandled by DBry and then Kane, then he stumbles into AJ and inadvertently tags her into the match. AJ (standing 5 foot nuthin') climbed into the ring to face off with Kane (6'7 or thereabouts and powered by the souls of the damned).
Then fuckin' pornography broke out in the ring.
Okay, so it's PG porn. But this is about as sexy as WWE will allow their performers to get -- and dayum, it's not like she gives him a peck on the cheek. AJ gets all up on Kane and kisses the hell out of him. She is on him like white on rice. At 7:45 you can see Kane bite her lip, naughty boy.
Kane then stumbles over to DBry, tags him in, then bails like "Fuck you, I gotta go backstage and take a cold shower." Punky handily takes out DBry and during the victory celebration, AJ sits Indian style in the ring and makes sex eyes at all three men.
I AM NOW MORE CONFLICTED ABOUT SHIPPING THAN EVER. What is gonna happen!?
Scenario A) Kane punches Punky and DBry in the face, then slings AJ over his shoulder and carries her backstage to have rough monster sex. AJ grins and flashes thumb's up as she's carried away.
Scenario B) AJ's conniving makes DBry and Kane attack each other like a pair of horny wolverines. They tear each other to pieces and she and Punky, being the sole survivors, are declared the victors. They proceed to make out for the rest of the PPV.
Scenario C) DBry's l33t ninja skills make short work of both Kane and Punky. He then drops to his knees and rips off his shirt to reveal a tattoo of AJ's face. She kicks him in the jaw and knocks him out cold.
Scenario D) It somehow turns into a big happy foursome.
