Mildly surreal conversation
Oct. 27th, 2012 02:48 amGUY AT BAR LAST NIGHT: Are you into Soundgarden? Chris Cornell?
ME: My ex was obsessed with Chris Cornell.
GUY: Really? Like, sexually? That's weird.
ME: Yeah, but he's bisexual so its not as weird as it might otherwise have been.
GUY: He's a good-looking guy.
ME: That he is.
GUY: You're hotter than Chris Cornell.
ME: Thanks. I don't think I'm hotter than Jared Leto, though.
GUY: Maybe not. But Jared Leto is only like 5'4.
ME: Really? At least I'm better than him at something.
ME: My ex was obsessed with Chris Cornell.
GUY: Really? Like, sexually? That's weird.
ME: Yeah, but he's bisexual so its not as weird as it might otherwise have been.
GUY: He's a good-looking guy.
ME: That he is.
GUY: You're hotter than Chris Cornell.
ME: Thanks. I don't think I'm hotter than Jared Leto, though.
GUY: Maybe not. But Jared Leto is only like 5'4.
ME: Really? At least I'm better than him at something.