Tbolts fanfic NO ONE wants to see!

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Inspired by the Harry Potter fanfics no one wants to see, remix17 and I came up with some Thunderbolts fanfics that should never, ever be written!


Thunderbolts Secret Philes
Joystick's Big Secret She Has to Tell Every Man She's Ever Been With
Thunderbolts Rap Album: Your Favorite 'Bolts Rapping!
Swordsman and the Quest for the Very Greatest Ball Gag of All
Thunderbolts Part Time Jobs: Pizza Delivered Like Lightning!
The Thunderbolts Are Broke, Time to Turn to Stripping!
Baron Zemo and his Trip to the Japanese Bath House
Melissa Gold and her Quest for Self-Actualization
Fixer's Adventures in a Turkish Prison
Joystick and Her Time at the Convent
Swordsman and His "Special Friends" Blacklash and Whiplash's Summer Vacation
Baron Zemo: The Pimp Years
Atlas: The Bigger They Are, The Bigger Their Problems Are
Radioactive Man and the Glowing Green Mice
Blizzard Comes Out! No One Is Surprised!
Speed Demon and the Totally Uncool Chafing in a Very Sensitive Area
Thunderbolts: Mortal Kombat
Grand Master and Zemo and Their Switch to Checkers
Thunderbolts/Care Bears: The Crossover
Atlas Eats a Hamburger and Whines About His Dead Sister For Two Hours
Fixer and Mentallo's First Time
Thunderbolts vs. Lightning Rods
Baron Zemo: Daycare Volunteer Reader
Fixer: The Longest Acid Trip
MACH-4 and All the Reasons He Is Still Not Cooler Than Iron Man (even though Iron Man is a dick)
Baron Zemo: The Halcyon Lederhosen Days
Jolt: Naughty Japanese School Girl Slut
MACH-IV and the Aggressive Japanese Technophile