![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreIn the original Tbolts, Mel had Mach-1, made a move on Hawkeye (but Karla beat her to him) and then got Zemo in New Tbolts. Some thoughts on her possible new shortie in New New Tbolts.
Green Goblin. The only redeeming part of this would be if Songbird deafened him. NEXT.
Venom. This isn't even Eddie Brock Venom, but Scorpo-Venom. The Diet Coke of Venom, only two calories, not Venom enough. Still... he does have that tongue. NEXT.
Bullseye. Does Bullseye even have sex? Somehow I doubt it. I always figured he got off by killing people. NEXT.
Swordsman. Perhaps Zemo left Mel with a taste for the Aryan man-meat. NEXT.
Radioactive Man. He'd give her ovarian cancer. NEXT.
Penance. Looks like an extra from one of the later Hellraiser movies. Probably wouldn't remove his mask even to do the deed, for fear of revealing his sekrit identity. NEXT.
Moonstone. Put her and Songbird on every cover snogging, the comic would sell out EVERY MONTH.
Green Goblin. The only redeeming part of this would be if Songbird deafened him. NEXT.
Venom. This isn't even Eddie Brock Venom, but Scorpo-Venom. The Diet Coke of Venom, only two calories, not Venom enough. Still... he does have that tongue. NEXT.
Bullseye. Does Bullseye even have sex? Somehow I doubt it. I always figured he got off by killing people. NEXT.
Swordsman. Perhaps Zemo left Mel with a taste for the Aryan man-meat. NEXT.
Radioactive Man. He'd give her ovarian cancer. NEXT.
Penance. Looks like an extra from one of the later Hellraiser movies. Probably wouldn't remove his mask even to do the deed, for fear of revealing his sekrit identity. NEXT.
Moonstone. Put her and Songbird on every cover snogging, the comic would sell out EVERY MONTH.
