"Male Whores of Atlantis" -- umh, I mean, "The Nymph King"

[transemacabre]

This is an absolutely HILARIOUS webpage with some "choice" snippets from a recent Harlequin bestseller, Nymph King, about (what else?) a horny nymph king who bangs lots of chicks. I find that the dialogue is EVEN FUNNIER if you imagine Namor playing the part of the main character.



NAMOR: "Why are you not begging for me to pleasure you?"

"At least tell me your name," Namor cajoled.
"Up yours."
"Come then, Up Yours, and I will show you the palace."

NAMOR: "I am Namor, king of Atlantis. You may call me Oh, God. That is what the other surface dwellers have preferred to call me."

"I am injured," Namor repeated. "Sex strengthens me. I will heal faster once I have penetrated you."

NAMOR: "You want a piece of me? Oops, sorry. I already gave one to your brother."

Comments

[swordslady.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. L-O-L. This brightened my day, made the Mello Yello I was drinking go up my nose, and made me wonder if my library would have the book and if I even still have my library card... (so I could read the book for the sheer hilariousness and possibly inspiration for fantasies involving Namor

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

I'd like to believe it was a parody, but sadly… Crap like that gets published?!!!! Aaaaargh!

[noshootingstars.livejournal.com]

Namor does possess the power to makes things endearing when they should continue to be horrifying. Aww, Namor! (Now if I could just get the Storms out of my head when reading the last quote...)