Open letter to whom it may concern, re: TERNS

[transemacabre]

All right. See that sign right there on the beach? It says LEAST TERN NESTING AREA. That means your punk ass better not go over in there, because there are some birds getting they freak on. And yet what is this SHIT? You and your ugly-ass family right up in the middle of the nesting area.

What the fuck, can't some birds FUCK anymore without being scared off by your flubbery white ass? The next time I see some ignorant mutherfuckers stomping around in that nesting area, I will shove my BOOT so far up your ASS you will be tasting Timberlands FOR WEEKS.

Do not FUCKING MESS with my FUCKING TERNS.

Comments

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Call the cops, or the rangers. Seriously. I would have gone over and spoken to them and then called the cops/park rangers/Frank Castle on their asses.

[ofthespider.livejournal.com]

Kill them with fire. Or, alternately, assuming they're getting any, set up camp in the middle of their bedroom when they're trying to get it on. They might not appreciate the poetic justice, but I bet the video would get a million hits on YouTube.

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

Well said! Terns are beautiful creatures!