Ataturk Facts
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transemacabreWhen I lived in Istanbul, my boyfriend and I agreed that those Chuck Norris jokes are WAY more awesome if you replace Chuck Norris with Ataturk.
Ataturk gave Mona Lisa that smile.
When Ataturk is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Ataturk can divide by zero.
Ataturk's name means "Father of Turks" because HE FATHERED ALL THE TURKS!
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Ataturk's fist.
Ataturk can slam a revolving door.
Ataturk once roundhoused God in the face, just to show him who the fuck Ataturk is.
Ataturk was supposed to die five years before he really did. It took that long for Death to pluck up the courage to tell him.
Circles exist because Ataturk beat the hell out of some squares.
When Ataturk gets drunk, he doesn't throw up. He throws down!!!
If you rearrange the letters in Ataturk, he'll fucking break you.
Ataturk gave Mona Lisa that smile.
When Ataturk is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Ataturk can divide by zero.
Ataturk's name means "Father of Turks" because HE FATHERED ALL THE TURKS!
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Ataturk's fist.
Ataturk can slam a revolving door.
Ataturk once roundhoused God in the face, just to show him who the fuck Ataturk is.
Ataturk was supposed to die five years before he really did. It took that long for Death to pluck up the courage to tell him.
Circles exist because Ataturk beat the hell out of some squares.
When Ataturk gets drunk, he doesn't throw up. He throws down!!!
If you rearrange the letters in Ataturk, he'll fucking break you.
