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transemacabreA little follow-up on Daken and Luna's cozy family-life.
Mississippienne (1:32:12 PM): now im pondering when itsu was born... i imagine that they laid the newborn in luna's arms, and she tearfully asked, "is she supposed to look like this?"
suzy trackmarks (1:32:43 PM): I wanna say it's sometime awful. Like, when Luna's 18.
Mississippienne (1:33:32 PM): lol yes she should be borderline jailbait
suzy trackmarks (1:35:30 PM): when Pietro finds out he tries to kill him. Repeatedly.
Mississippienne (1:35:54 PM): after a few hours, he has to accept that its not happening
Mississippienne (1:36:39 PM): i like to imagine future luna as being utterly unimpressed by anything. i mean, considering her childhood, shes prob all "oh dad, RLY. its just a baby" while pietro's freaking out
suzy trackmarks (1:37:19 PM): At one point, he's just choking Daken for three hours straight while Luna tries to reason with him
Mississippienne (1:38:05 PM): "dad he didnt do anything i didnt want him to do--" "SHUT UP SHUT UP"
suzy trackmarks (1:38:42 PM): "No, really. I mean, that's why we forgot a--" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
Mississippienne (1:39:30 PM): contrariwise, crystal just downed a martini and muttered, "oh, damn" when luna told her
suzy trackmarks (1:40:35 PM): meanwhile Wanda acted like an actual mom all "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WHAT YOU WERE DOING?! WE'D GET YOU BIRTH CONTROL! ;0;"
Mississippienne (1:41:21 PM): luna: "why isnt anyone happy for me?" *pouts*
Mississippienne (1:43:05 PM): daken: *tries to pry pietro's fingers from his throat*
suzy trackmarks (1:43:58 PM): Pietro: We aren't -choke- happy for you -chokechoke- DIE ALREADY...because you're eighteen.
Mississippienne (1:44:42 PM): luna: "like you and mom were much older when you had me. and you'd known each other for like 10 minutes before you got married."
Mississippienne (1:44:56 PM): pietro: "your mom wasnt EIGHTY YRS OLD"
suzy trackmarks (1:45:27 PM): Luna: Soooo? You and mom started your relationship as an AFFAIR! How is this worse?
Mississippienne (1:45:46 PM): pietro: *sputters* HE HAS A MOHAWK
suzy trackmarks (1:46:07 PM): Luna: ...have you seen /your/ hair? Or that weirdo headband thing mom wears?
Mississippienne (1:46:44 PM): pietro: *chokechoke* THAT HEADBAND THING WAS HOT." luna: "TMI, dad. TM freaking I."
suzy trackmarks (1:47:04 PM): Crystal: He used to bind me up with it! Pietro: YOU AREN'T HELPING!
Mississippienne (1:47:44 PM): luna: *covers ears* omg you guys! thats it! im leaving and im going to raise this baby on my own! *runs away*
Mississippienne (1:47:55 PM): daken: *gurgles* pietro: *chokechoke*
suzy trackmarks (1:50:03 PM): Crystal: wait. Don't do that. Pietro, stop. You can't kill him. Pietro: So? It makes me feel better!
Mississippienne (1:51:50 PM): crystal: "look, our teenaged daughter has just run away and shes probably going to have that baby in a circus or on an island shaped like a skull or something unless we GO AFTER HER and find a way to fix this mess."
suzy trackmarks (1:52:36 PM): Pietro: Fine. -let's go- I'll let you live...for now. Daken: -rubs throat- ...thank you?
Mississippienne (1:53:25 PM): meanwhile luna is crying in her bedroom while wanda rubs her back and makes soothing noises
suzy trackmarks (1:54:01 PM): and then Daken comes in all "hey...we can still do it 'til the second trimester, right?" "yes" "I'M STAYING WITH YOU, BABY!"
Mississippienne (1:54:35 PM): wanda: *deathglare* daken: *smug*
suzy trackmarks (1:56:16 PM): it's what Luna likes about Daken. It's a latent electra complex making her attracted to arrogant dicks.
Mississippienne (1:56:29 PM): it all makes sense now!
Mississippienne (1:56:59 PM): crystals the one who finds them the house in the suburbs as she has *koffkoff* contacts in the real estate biz
suzy trackmarks (1:58:05 PM): then the real estate was pushed into traffic by a mysterious gust of wind. Weird.
Mississippienne (1:58:48 PM): one of those freak accidents *shrugs*
suzy trackmarks (1:59:20 PM): yup. "That wind was kind of blue" "I was right here the whole time, Wanda. THE WHOLE TIME!"
Mississippienne (2:00:14 PM): despite all their plans, luna STILL ends up giving birth on an island shaped like a skull
Mississippienne (2:00:28 PM): routine kidnapping by the masters of evil, y'know
suzy trackmarks (2:00:43 PM): Lester did it
suzy trackmarks (2:00:53 PM): he kidnapped her out of jealousy.
Mississippienne (2:01:29 PM): lester: "IM USING U AS BAIT" luna: *rolls eyes*
suzy trackmarks (2:02:14 PM): Of course he wasn't counting on fifteen different people to come and save her
Mississippienne (2:03:04 PM): lester: "FUCK your grandad is magneto?!" luna: "did you NOT ever compare notes with exodus?"
suzy trackmarks (2:04:00 PM): Lester: Exo-who now? Luna: Exodus? Red-skinned? Mullet? Wanted to kill me? Got his ass handed to him? Anything? Lester: ...Exowhonow?
Mississippienne (2:04:30 PM): luna: "daredevil hit you on the head too many times."
suzy trackmarks (2:05:07 PM): Lester: MURDOOOOOOOOCK! -fistshake- Luna: Yeah...oh and my water broke...fantastic.
Mississippienne (2:05:41 PM): pietro: *frantically speed-dialing dr. strange*
Mississippienne (2:06:50 PM): logan: *cracks knuckles* "gimme a bucket o'hot water, a towel, and a light."
Mississippienne (2:07:01 PM): crystal: "whats the light for?"
Mississippienne (2:07:15 PM): logan: *chomps cigar* "for my cigar." *rolls up sleeves*
suzy trackmarks (2:07:42 PM): Lester: ...I'm going to die aren't I? Luna: A 'lil bit, yeah...
suzy trackmarks (2:07:48 PM): and then Lester ends up delivering the kid
Mississippienne (2:09:05 PM): he cuts the umbilical cord with an precisely timed flick of a blade of grass
Mississippienne (2:09:47 PM): while luna cooes over the new baby, daken takes lester into a back room for 'interrogation' and they come back an hour lately noticeably sweatier and rumpled
suzy trackmarks (2:10:40 PM): "I took care of Lester, honey. Let's go home!" and he picks her up while that song from the end of Officer and a Gentlemen plays
Mississippienne (2:11:30 PM): somehow lester escapes despite logan, crystal, pietro, magneto, and like 10 other people being RIGHT THERE
suzy trackmarks (2:13:11 PM): they were too busy realizing that they were all grandparents/great-grandparents/great-auntsanduncles
Mississippienne (2:13:59 PM): crystal: we're all related now! logan and pietro: *cringe*
suzy trackmarks (2:14:57 PM): they hadn't realized that until that moment
suzy trackmarks (2:16:23 PM): then Daken and Luna go to their suburban house and live in sin
Mississippienne (2:17:50 PM): all to ending credits of "LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG"
suzy trackmarks (2:19:39 PM): and then you just hear Wanda yell after them "You left the baby"
Mississippienne (1:32:12 PM): now im pondering when itsu was born... i imagine that they laid the newborn in luna's arms, and she tearfully asked, "is she supposed to look like this?"
suzy trackmarks (1:32:43 PM): I wanna say it's sometime awful. Like, when Luna's 18.
Mississippienne (1:33:32 PM): lol yes she should be borderline jailbait
suzy trackmarks (1:35:30 PM): when Pietro finds out he tries to kill him. Repeatedly.
Mississippienne (1:35:54 PM): after a few hours, he has to accept that its not happening
Mississippienne (1:36:39 PM): i like to imagine future luna as being utterly unimpressed by anything. i mean, considering her childhood, shes prob all "oh dad, RLY. its just a baby" while pietro's freaking out
suzy trackmarks (1:37:19 PM): At one point, he's just choking Daken for three hours straight while Luna tries to reason with him
Mississippienne (1:38:05 PM): "dad he didnt do anything i didnt want him to do--" "SHUT UP SHUT UP"
suzy trackmarks (1:38:42 PM): "No, really. I mean, that's why we forgot a--" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
Mississippienne (1:39:30 PM): contrariwise, crystal just downed a martini and muttered, "oh, damn" when luna told her
suzy trackmarks (1:40:35 PM): meanwhile Wanda acted like an actual mom all "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WHAT YOU WERE DOING?! WE'D GET YOU BIRTH CONTROL! ;0;"
Mississippienne (1:41:21 PM): luna: "why isnt anyone happy for me?" *pouts*
Mississippienne (1:43:05 PM): daken: *tries to pry pietro's fingers from his throat*
suzy trackmarks (1:43:58 PM): Pietro: We aren't -choke- happy for you -chokechoke- DIE ALREADY...because you're eighteen.
Mississippienne (1:44:42 PM): luna: "like you and mom were much older when you had me. and you'd known each other for like 10 minutes before you got married."
Mississippienne (1:44:56 PM): pietro: "your mom wasnt EIGHTY YRS OLD"
suzy trackmarks (1:45:27 PM): Luna: Soooo? You and mom started your relationship as an AFFAIR! How is this worse?
Mississippienne (1:45:46 PM): pietro: *sputters* HE HAS A MOHAWK
suzy trackmarks (1:46:07 PM): Luna: ...have you seen /your/ hair? Or that weirdo headband thing mom wears?
Mississippienne (1:46:44 PM): pietro: *chokechoke* THAT HEADBAND THING WAS HOT." luna: "TMI, dad. TM freaking I."
suzy trackmarks (1:47:04 PM): Crystal: He used to bind me up with it! Pietro: YOU AREN'T HELPING!
Mississippienne (1:47:44 PM): luna: *covers ears* omg you guys! thats it! im leaving and im going to raise this baby on my own! *runs away*
Mississippienne (1:47:55 PM): daken: *gurgles* pietro: *chokechoke*
suzy trackmarks (1:50:03 PM): Crystal: wait. Don't do that. Pietro, stop. You can't kill him. Pietro: So? It makes me feel better!
Mississippienne (1:51:50 PM): crystal: "look, our teenaged daughter has just run away and shes probably going to have that baby in a circus or on an island shaped like a skull or something unless we GO AFTER HER and find a way to fix this mess."
suzy trackmarks (1:52:36 PM): Pietro: Fine. -let's go- I'll let you live...for now. Daken: -rubs throat- ...thank you?
Mississippienne (1:53:25 PM): meanwhile luna is crying in her bedroom while wanda rubs her back and makes soothing noises
suzy trackmarks (1:54:01 PM): and then Daken comes in all "hey...we can still do it 'til the second trimester, right?" "yes" "I'M STAYING WITH YOU, BABY!"
Mississippienne (1:54:35 PM): wanda: *deathglare* daken: *smug*
suzy trackmarks (1:56:16 PM): it's what Luna likes about Daken. It's a latent electra complex making her attracted to arrogant dicks.
Mississippienne (1:56:29 PM): it all makes sense now!
Mississippienne (1:56:59 PM): crystals the one who finds them the house in the suburbs as she has *koffkoff* contacts in the real estate biz
suzy trackmarks (1:58:05 PM): then the real estate was pushed into traffic by a mysterious gust of wind. Weird.
Mississippienne (1:58:48 PM): one of those freak accidents *shrugs*
suzy trackmarks (1:59:20 PM): yup. "That wind was kind of blue" "I was right here the whole time, Wanda. THE WHOLE TIME!"
Mississippienne (2:00:14 PM): despite all their plans, luna STILL ends up giving birth on an island shaped like a skull
Mississippienne (2:00:28 PM): routine kidnapping by the masters of evil, y'know
suzy trackmarks (2:00:43 PM): Lester did it
suzy trackmarks (2:00:53 PM): he kidnapped her out of jealousy.
Mississippienne (2:01:29 PM): lester: "IM USING U AS BAIT" luna: *rolls eyes*
suzy trackmarks (2:02:14 PM): Of course he wasn't counting on fifteen different people to come and save her
Mississippienne (2:03:04 PM): lester: "FUCK your grandad is magneto?!" luna: "did you NOT ever compare notes with exodus?"
suzy trackmarks (2:04:00 PM): Lester: Exo-who now? Luna: Exodus? Red-skinned? Mullet? Wanted to kill me? Got his ass handed to him? Anything? Lester: ...Exowhonow?
Mississippienne (2:04:30 PM): luna: "daredevil hit you on the head too many times."
suzy trackmarks (2:05:07 PM): Lester: MURDOOOOOOOOCK! -fistshake- Luna: Yeah...oh and my water broke...fantastic.
Mississippienne (2:05:41 PM): pietro: *frantically speed-dialing dr. strange*
Mississippienne (2:06:50 PM): logan: *cracks knuckles* "gimme a bucket o'hot water, a towel, and a light."
Mississippienne (2:07:01 PM): crystal: "whats the light for?"
Mississippienne (2:07:15 PM): logan: *chomps cigar* "for my cigar." *rolls up sleeves*
suzy trackmarks (2:07:42 PM): Lester: ...I'm going to die aren't I? Luna: A 'lil bit, yeah...
suzy trackmarks (2:07:48 PM): and then Lester ends up delivering the kid
Mississippienne (2:09:05 PM): he cuts the umbilical cord with an precisely timed flick of a blade of grass
Mississippienne (2:09:47 PM): while luna cooes over the new baby, daken takes lester into a back room for 'interrogation' and they come back an hour lately noticeably sweatier and rumpled
suzy trackmarks (2:10:40 PM): "I took care of Lester, honey. Let's go home!" and he picks her up while that song from the end of Officer and a Gentlemen plays
Mississippienne (2:11:30 PM): somehow lester escapes despite logan, crystal, pietro, magneto, and like 10 other people being RIGHT THERE
suzy trackmarks (2:13:11 PM): they were too busy realizing that they were all grandparents/great-grandparents/great-auntsanduncles
Mississippienne (2:13:59 PM): crystal: we're all related now! logan and pietro: *cringe*
suzy trackmarks (2:14:57 PM): they hadn't realized that until that moment
suzy trackmarks (2:16:23 PM): then Daken and Luna go to their suburban house and live in sin
Mississippienne (2:17:50 PM): all to ending credits of "LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG"
suzy trackmarks (2:19:39 PM): and then you just hear Wanda yell after them "You left the baby"
