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transemacabre[00:06] Mississippienne: and now theres some crap about the upcoming crossover where doom apparently captures storm, not for hot adulterous sexings, as i would hope, but for public execution
[00:06] Mississippienne: because doom is that stupid
[00:06] strawberispring: ...does he know how many people he's going to piss off?
[00:07] Mississippienne: hed publically execute the queen of wakanda
[00:07] Mississippienne: whos also an x-man
[00:07] strawberispring: clearly he thought this through
[00:07] strawberispring: i imagine doom's plans are written out
[00:07] strawberispring: he starts writing them, gets to step one
[00:07] strawberispring: and then just scrawls "RICHAAAAAAARDS" over an over again
[00:07] Mississippienne: 1. capture storm
[00:07] Mississippienne: 2. RIIIIICHAAAARDS
[00:07] Mississippienne: 3. ???
[00:07] Mississippienne: 4. profit!
[00:08] strawberispring: and really it's just "capture susan richards" with her name crossed out and storm's written above it
[00:08] Mississippienne: i will forgive all if however the solicits lie and it really is storm running off with doom
[00:09] Mississippienne: because that would be so epic and soap opera-y
[00:09] strawberispring: and i would buy storm/panther if it concluded with t'challa standing outside castle doom with a boombox, playing 'in your eyes'
And later...
[00:43] strawberispring: "lady medusa? while i know you speak for our lord, king black bolt and i do not question his rulings but...why would we need to build a neiman marcus on the moon?" "...SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT'S WHY!"
[00:44] Mississippienne: medusa has to bitch slap some hoes
[00:44] Mississippienne: fear her pimp hand
[00:44] strawberispring: pimp hair
[00:44] Mississippienne: of course
[00:45] strawberispring: now that she's ruler of attilan, i imagine things are going to get pimptacular
[00:45] Mississippienne: crazy yolandos are gonna be throwing they titties against the windshield of medusa's fly ride
[00:46] strawberispring: while crystal remarks in an even tone "there sure are a lot more titties nowadays"
[00:46] Mississippienne: medusa lifts her chalice, pours some wine on the ground and dedicates it to 'my homies who could not be here today'
[00:46] strawberispring: when she enters a room, she has made it a law that 50 cent's 'p.i.m.p.' must be played
[00:48] Mississippienne: when she conducts council meetings, scantily clad dancers swing about on poles in the middle of the conference room
[00:48] Mississippienne: it makes foreign dignitaries uncomfortable... in their pants
[00:48] Mississippienne: except for doom, who calls that 'tuesday'
[00:48] strawberispring: namor's fine with it as long as the dancers wear blonde wigs and answer to 'susan'
[00:49] strawberispring: also, all alpha primitives now have to wear 'do rags
[00:50] Mississippienne: and by royal decree, only medusa is allowed to have a 'pimp limp'
[00:50] strawberispring: the rest of the royal family is now mandated to get tattoos in old english on their fingers
[00:51] Mississippienne: medusa's says 'BADASS MUTHAFUCKA"
[00:52] Mississippienne: maximus' is 'MOM' and 'DAD'
[00:52] strawberispring: crystal's just say 'WHORE' and 'SKANK' at her sister's behest "i don't really ag--SLAP-"
[00:53] Mississippienne: what does black bolts say? it needs to be something insanely epic
[00:53] Mississippienne: like 'THE LAST THING' and 'YOU'll EVER SEE'
[00:54] strawberispring: oh FUCK yes
[00:54] strawberispring: then they got lazy and everyone else's is just their name
[00:54] strawberispring: she also tried installing hydraulics on lockjaw
[00:55] Mississippienne: and rims
[00:55] strawberispring: "well he already had a hood ornament"
[00:56] Mississippienne: actually i think maximus should have 'MEDUSA'S BITCH' tattooed on his chest
[00:56] strawberispring: i agree. and tear drops tattooed on his face for how many times he's been throwing in inhuman jail
[00:06] Mississippienne: because doom is that stupid
[00:06] strawberispring: ...does he know how many people he's going to piss off?
[00:07] Mississippienne: hed publically execute the queen of wakanda
[00:07] Mississippienne: whos also an x-man
[00:07] strawberispring: clearly he thought this through
[00:07] strawberispring: i imagine doom's plans are written out
[00:07] strawberispring: he starts writing them, gets to step one
[00:07] strawberispring: and then just scrawls "RICHAAAAAAARDS" over an over again
[00:07] Mississippienne: 1. capture storm
[00:07] Mississippienne: 2. RIIIIICHAAAARDS
[00:07] Mississippienne: 3. ???
[00:07] Mississippienne: 4. profit!
[00:08] strawberispring: and really it's just "capture susan richards" with her name crossed out and storm's written above it
[00:08] Mississippienne: i will forgive all if however the solicits lie and it really is storm running off with doom
[00:09] Mississippienne: because that would be so epic and soap opera-y
[00:09] strawberispring: and i would buy storm/panther if it concluded with t'challa standing outside castle doom with a boombox, playing 'in your eyes'
And later...
[00:43] strawberispring: "lady medusa? while i know you speak for our lord, king black bolt and i do not question his rulings but...why would we need to build a neiman marcus on the moon?" "...SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT'S WHY!"
[00:44] Mississippienne: medusa has to bitch slap some hoes
[00:44] Mississippienne: fear her pimp hand
[00:44] strawberispring: pimp hair
[00:44] Mississippienne: of course
[00:45] strawberispring: now that she's ruler of attilan, i imagine things are going to get pimptacular
[00:45] Mississippienne: crazy yolandos are gonna be throwing they titties against the windshield of medusa's fly ride
[00:46] strawberispring: while crystal remarks in an even tone "there sure are a lot more titties nowadays"
[00:46] Mississippienne: medusa lifts her chalice, pours some wine on the ground and dedicates it to 'my homies who could not be here today'
[00:46] strawberispring: when she enters a room, she has made it a law that 50 cent's 'p.i.m.p.' must be played
[00:48] Mississippienne: when she conducts council meetings, scantily clad dancers swing about on poles in the middle of the conference room
[00:48] Mississippienne: it makes foreign dignitaries uncomfortable... in their pants
[00:48] Mississippienne: except for doom, who calls that 'tuesday'
[00:48] strawberispring: namor's fine with it as long as the dancers wear blonde wigs and answer to 'susan'
[00:49] strawberispring: also, all alpha primitives now have to wear 'do rags
[00:50] Mississippienne: and by royal decree, only medusa is allowed to have a 'pimp limp'
[00:50] strawberispring: the rest of the royal family is now mandated to get tattoos in old english on their fingers
[00:51] Mississippienne: medusa's says 'BADASS MUTHAFUCKA"
[00:52] Mississippienne: maximus' is 'MOM' and 'DAD'
[00:52] strawberispring: crystal's just say 'WHORE' and 'SKANK' at her sister's behest "i don't really ag--SLAP-"
[00:53] Mississippienne: what does black bolts say? it needs to be something insanely epic
[00:53] Mississippienne: like 'THE LAST THING' and 'YOU'll EVER SEE'
[00:54] strawberispring: oh FUCK yes
[00:54] strawberispring: then they got lazy and everyone else's is just their name
[00:54] strawberispring: she also tried installing hydraulics on lockjaw
[00:55] Mississippienne: and rims
[00:55] strawberispring: "well he already had a hood ornament"
[00:56] Mississippienne: actually i think maximus should have 'MEDUSA'S BITCH' tattooed on his chest
[00:56] strawberispring: i agree. and tear drops tattooed on his face for how many times he's been throwing in inhuman jail
