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transemacabreI remain grumpy and "get off my lawn"ish about this newfangled Twitter shit, even what with the young whippersnappers on my flist posting excitedly about their favorite star's latest Tweet. But lo and behold, Mipp has joined the 21st century, and found a celebrity to stalk via Twitter. Who is The Chosen One? Porn star James Deen (JamesDeen) on Twitter, that's who. How did I chance upon his Twitter? You don't need to fucking know how, that's how.
Deen is rather sexually obsessed, which isn't surprisingly considering he's a good-looking guy in his early twenties who gets paid exorbitant sums of money to bang beautiful women all day, every day. But its gems such as him crowing over his grandma getting a medicinal marijunana card, or him complaining that his hotel doesn't have Cartoon Network that's really endearing. Damnit, the porn star just wants some toons.
Consider also these statements:
Vaginas are pretty cool... No point to that... Just saying
I think that the higher up you go in vegas hotels the more they expect you to do cocaine... every surface is covered in glass
Wow!!! I've been in A LOT of pornos!!! I'm gonna start wearing shirts that say "you don't know me, but you've seen my penis"
Vegas isn't as fun without my mom brother and my brothers boyfriend..
Somebody just asked me where they recognized me from and when I said porn they told me they didn't watch porn... I think they were lying
Seeing dethklok live was kinda Like watching a metal musical... Like ohantom of the opera on crack... Lots of crack... It was rad
This guy on house is supposed to be in a coma and he keeps moving his hand... What an asshole all he needed to do is lie there... Prick
Wow I have been in A LOT of porn... I feel sorry for every male in my family who wants to jerk off
Deen obviously loves living the sleazy American dream, partying with midgets and porn stars, and scheming of ways to sleep with famous actresses. There's no false modesty, no 'higher calling', no protests of wanting to live a normal life. Y'know, I appreciate that kind of honesty.
Deen is rather sexually obsessed, which isn't surprisingly considering he's a good-looking guy in his early twenties who gets paid exorbitant sums of money to bang beautiful women all day, every day. But its gems such as him crowing over his grandma getting a medicinal marijunana card, or him complaining that his hotel doesn't have Cartoon Network that's really endearing. Damnit, the porn star just wants some toons.
Consider also these statements:
Vaginas are pretty cool... No point to that... Just saying
I think that the higher up you go in vegas hotels the more they expect you to do cocaine... every surface is covered in glass
Wow!!! I've been in A LOT of pornos!!! I'm gonna start wearing shirts that say "you don't know me, but you've seen my penis"
Vegas isn't as fun without my mom brother and my brothers boyfriend..
Somebody just asked me where they recognized me from and when I said porn they told me they didn't watch porn... I think they were lying
Seeing dethklok live was kinda Like watching a metal musical... Like ohantom of the opera on crack... Lots of crack... It was rad
This guy on house is supposed to be in a coma and he keeps moving his hand... What an asshole all he needed to do is lie there... Prick
Wow I have been in A LOT of porn... I feel sorry for every male in my family who wants to jerk off
Deen obviously loves living the sleazy American dream, partying with midgets and porn stars, and scheming of ways to sleep with famous actresses. There's no false modesty, no 'higher calling', no protests of wanting to live a normal life. Y'know, I appreciate that kind of honesty.
