News at 11! Hetalia fanbrat tries to sell her fanfic!

[transemacabre]

HAHAHAHA. May I express my feelings in the form of a rap song?

Get a job, motherfucker, get a job
Wait tables, sell grub, shake yo ass in a club
Get a fucking' job.
You want money, bitch?
So do I! Work for it
Don't sell your fucking fanfic!
Nobody wanna pay for your shit.
You say you're selling your skill?
Are you for fuckin' real?
Bitch, you ain't invent dick.
Get a job, motherfucker, get a job
You wanna buy icies? Nicies?
Then pay for it on yo knees
Don't matter to me!
Get a fuckin' job.

Comments

[mike-smith.livejournal.com]

At one cent per word, she'd be better off with a real job. What, does she need change for the vending machine or something?

[merytsetesh.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the author's mediocre writing ability, this does make me wonder: how do people get away with making money off fanart/fanfic commissions? I see it all the time on deviantART.

[mizzmarvel.livejournal.com]

I just don't get it. At least with fanart commissions, you (presumably) get the final product to hang on your wall or whatever.

[redcandle17.livejournal.com]

Oh, well written! I'm going to make you actually rap it aloud when I see you though. :D

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

Well said! Surely the whole point with fanfic is that it's non-commercial? Legally, surely there are issues, too?