This sort of thing is much more enjoyable when it's the Avengers instead of some crappy British thing I hate.
HULK: Rarrrghh! Hulk use Hulk's pee-pee to make puny Arrow-Man feel better!
HAWKEYE: Look out, Methuselah! Ol' Jade Jaws is feelin' frisky again! He better not get ahold of me, or he just might bring out repressed memories of when the Swordsman fondled me in the big-top!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Stow that talk, mister! I'm receiving a telepathic signal from the astral plane! It must be my fangirl harem, warning me about Baron Zemo's next move!
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Date: 2011-09-28 11:11 pm (UTC)HULK: Rarrrghh! Hulk use Hulk's pee-pee to make puny Arrow-Man feel better!
HAWKEYE: Look out, Methuselah! Ol' Jade Jaws is feelin' frisky again! He better not get ahold of me, or he just might bring out repressed memories of when the Swordsman fondled me in the big-top!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Stow that talk, mister! I'm receiving a telepathic signal from the astral plane! It must be my fangirl harem, warning me about Baron Zemo's next move!
And then Baron Zemo shoots them all. The end.