Ode to the Fanbrats I've Known

[transemacabre]

Bitch and moan and whine and wank
Blowing up like trailer-park crank!
You're the reason we got a bad reputation
Tweeting porn to celebs on Twitter
Chasing 'em around Tumblr and Flickr
They stand less of a chance against you
than a shark does against Flipper.
Every week shippin' a new pair of Caucasians
New names, but the same damn equation
Dog-piling at the slightest provocation
That rhetoric you're expressing
is buzzword salad with white-guilt dressing!
It's dirty and wrong
unless it turns you on
Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong in this song.
New words for how you're not some whore
Remindin' us how much better you are
I met your kind before
In fact, I think I know you
You committed pseucide a time or two
You may not like dick but you sure are an attention whore!
Patronizing and claiming to "protect" me
Stand in my way, and I'll part ya like the Red Sea.
Tone it down and you might just learn somethin'
Lettin' go of notions can be rewardin'
Stop feeding on anger and fear
and feed that thing that lives between your ears.