Satantic Bob Ross
Oct. 27th, 2013 01:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreWhat if there was a Satanic Bob Ross painting show?
"Here next to the devil's lair we're going to paint in a one-eyed goat. Oh, he's a grumpy fellow. Now who else is in Hell? That's right, Anna Nicole Smith. We're going to paint her writhing in torment right down here. What color are the clouds in Hell? Yes, sooty black and sulferous yellow. Now here's a tree to sit under for shade. This tree is special because the leaves are bird's eyes."
"Here next to the devil's lair we're going to paint in a one-eyed goat. Oh, he's a grumpy fellow. Now who else is in Hell? That's right, Anna Nicole Smith. We're going to paint her writhing in torment right down here. What color are the clouds in Hell? Yes, sooty black and sulferous yellow. Now here's a tree to sit under for shade. This tree is special because the leaves are bird's eyes."
