Paul Rudd IS NOT Hank Pym
Jan. 13th, 2014 07:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreSo... surprise announcement that Michael Douglas will be playing Hank Pym in the Ant-Man movie, with Paul Rudd as Scott Lang. Whut?
I got the boyfriend to watch a CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan match with me night before last. He asked me, "Is this a match where the loser gets made love to by the winner?" Y'all, I swear, I have not told him a thing about wrasslin slash. This is all on him.
Also, he drew this femslashy picture of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella for me on the train last night. We agreed they would make a cute couple.
UPDATE: I talked to the boyfriend on the phone tonight, and he's been painting wrestlers onto all his ceramic cups and bowls. Also, we talked about the femslashy princess picture, and he suggested we do a whole gay Disney series for Valentine's Day, "with Belle and Ariel, and maybe the Beast and Gaston." Is he a sekrit Disney slasher? Am I dating a unicorn?
I got the boyfriend to watch a CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan match with me night before last. He asked me, "Is this a match where the loser gets made love to by the winner?" Y'all, I swear, I have not told him a thing about wrasslin slash. This is all on him.
Also, he drew this femslashy picture of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella for me on the train last night. We agreed they would make a cute couple.
UPDATE: I talked to the boyfriend on the phone tonight, and he's been painting wrestlers onto all his ceramic cups and bowls. Also, we talked about the femslashy princess picture, and he suggested we do a whole gay Disney series for Valentine's Day, "with Belle and Ariel, and maybe the Beast and Gaston." Is he a sekrit Disney slasher? Am I dating a unicorn?
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Date: 2014-01-14 02:34 pm (UTC)Also, "made love to"? Your bf is adorable.
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Date: 2014-01-15 09:25 am (UTC)He texted me to say he's painting wrestlers right now... y'all I have created a monster.