Wrassler Thoughts

[transemacabre]

So for my birthday/Christmas, one of my gentleman admirers got me Jimmy Jacobs DVDs, because the way to a girl's heart is paved with pint-sized emo wrestlers.



I was joking with him that we should just book Jimmy himself for my next birthday. I mean, how much can he possibly charge just to show up and eat cake with me?

Also, WTF is with all the starry-eyed fangirls on Tumblr being like, "Oh, I bet in real life Dean Ambrose is really shy" and thinking he doesn't/never smoked, and choosing to believe the comments about him partying hard on the regular and banging girls are just works or jokes -- look, I don't know the guy, but I know guys, okay, and GURLS y'all are fooling your damn selves. Also, why the fuck are you all up on the dick of a dirty, rough, take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice guy, while trying to pretend he's probably really Mr. Nice Guy? Be honest with yourself. He's dirty and rough and that turns you on.

BTW, thanks to em25, I now have a new wrassler obsession, and it's PWG's Super Dragon. Basically Super Dragon curb stomps people's faces, wears an awesome mask, and never gives a fuck about anyone or anything, ever. I can respect that. Here's a video about the Super Dragon in his natural habitat, which is him being the baddest motherfucker on the planet every minute of the day.

I think I will have to find some excuse to get my boyfriend to wear a Super Dragon mask in bed, just once. Is that SO WRONG?! Maybe I can get him to paint it on if I don't tell him why.

Comments

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I can get my friend Ayumi to sew an imitation Super Dragon mask for me. Hmmmmm.

Super Dragon's body language is fucking hot and dominant. Plus, he's hilarious. I have not seen the Super Dragon Fourway (unf! sexy!) but I will have to, because I also like Joey Ryan. The virgins on Tumblr make me feel all worldly and shit, I guess its because they're 13 and in denial that their dream men aren't pure as the driven snow.

Jimmy would probably come to your birthday for free if you told him you liked him better than Alex Shelley - but would you really want some creepy little emotard crying in your cake? I'd go for Topgun Talwar. You'd wake up in Mexico with a dead hooker, but you'd have one hell of a party.

You don't understand Jimmy Jacobs like I do -- I too am a bloodthirsty emo hate machine. We have so much to cry into cake about. Anyway, I'm from New Orleans, and in New Orleans waking up next to a dead stripper is a rite of passage, like getting your driver's permit, or your first trip to the VD clinic.

[em25.livejournal.com]

You can buy them, but they're a bit hard to get your hands on these days.

His body language turns me to goo. And have you seen how long his fingers are? Holy cow. Are you happy downloading matches off the net? Because I can put it up for you if you like. It's quite weird to see Shelley in a match in which he is not the biggest dickhead (I say this with nothing but love, of course). I like Joey too - I can't believe he's done so little work for the big companies, because he's got money written all over him - but I do have to watch him through my fingers!

You'd be amazed how many of the girls who woobify wrestlers are fully grown women in their 30s and 40s. Scary! But hey, as insane as I think it is, as long as everyone's having a good time, they must be doing fandom right. I'll just do fandom separately from them, I think!

Man, I wish I didn't understand Jimmy Jacobs. Aw, I'm from Cardiff - plenty of casual sex and accidental orgies, but not so much in the way of dead strippers.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Hells yeah I will dl the matches, and then go to a PWG show whenever I next get to Cali, or suck Super Dragon's dick, or whatever else I need to do to make it up to him so he won't slap me for illegally downloading his shit.

I'm not sure how one has accidental orgies. Unless two people are going at it downstairs, two are going at it upstairs, and then the roof caves in and they fall on the downstairs couple and everyone decides, "Oh well, fuck it." New Orleans is vice city, and you can certainly find an orgy there, but I would advise against it. At the very least you'll get your wallet stolen while orgying it up.

[em25.livejournal.com]

http://ul.to/u9ose7s6

277MB, sorry about the wmv! It's better quality than you'd expect though. I'd apologise for my rampant piracy, but I never would have bought so much indy stuff if I hadn't downloaded so much too, so it all works out. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Though I'd be kind of okay with Dragon slapping me.

I'm not sure how one has accidental orgies.

It's surprisingly easy. Uh, I've heard. Cardiff's not really a vice city, it's just very, very friendly.