Wrassler Thoughts

[transemacabre]

So for my birthday/Christmas, one of my gentleman admirers got me Jimmy Jacobs DVDs, because the way to a girl's heart is paved with pint-sized emo wrestlers.



I was joking with him that we should just book Jimmy himself for my next birthday. I mean, how much can he possibly charge just to show up and eat cake with me?

Also, WTF is with all the starry-eyed fangirls on Tumblr being like, "Oh, I bet in real life Dean Ambrose is really shy" and thinking he doesn't/never smoked, and choosing to believe the comments about him partying hard on the regular and banging girls are just works or jokes -- look, I don't know the guy, but I know guys, okay, and GURLS y'all are fooling your damn selves. Also, why the fuck are you all up on the dick of a dirty, rough, take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice guy, while trying to pretend he's probably really Mr. Nice Guy? Be honest with yourself. He's dirty and rough and that turns you on.

BTW, thanks to em25, I now have a new wrassler obsession, and it's PWG's Super Dragon. Basically Super Dragon curb stomps people's faces, wears an awesome mask, and never gives a fuck about anyone or anything, ever. I can respect that. Here's a video about the Super Dragon in his natural habitat, which is him being the baddest motherfucker on the planet every minute of the day.

I think I will have to find some excuse to get my boyfriend to wear a Super Dragon mask in bed, just once. Is that SO WRONG?! Maybe I can get him to paint it on if I don't tell him why.

Comments

[retroginger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, okay, I can't deny that pic now, but before in my mind he was always the guy with bad hair and dorky alien trunks blocking my view of Shelley.

[em25.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute, of the two of them, Sabin was the one with the bad hair and stupid gear? Do I even need to mention those awful shorts with the uneven legs? Also, Super Dragon says aliens are cool, and that Sabin's gear is one of the things he likes most about him, along with his Led Zeppelin t-shirt and cock and balls. And Super Dragon's always right.

The thing about Shelley is, even when you can't see him, you can still hear the little fucker shooting his mouth off. It's one of my favourite things about him.

[retroginger.livejournal.com]

Sabin was the one with the bad hair and stupid gear?

That's my memory of it:P

Alex's tights were unique and ahead of his time. Maybe Super Dragon liked the cock and balls behind the alien trunks more than the stupid alien. And Sabin's frosted blond dye job (I'm not sure what to call it) was awful.

Mine too.

[em25.livejournal.com]

Alex's tights were unique and ahead of his time.

They were stupid and you know it. I concur with your assessment of what Dragon liked about Sabin's trunks, mainly because it's what I liked about them too. I always thought the alien was kind of dumb, but those yellow ones really showcased his nuts beautifully. That hairstyle was terrible, but with Sabin at that point, did anyone ever look above his waist anyway?