Wrassler Thoughts

[transemacabre]

So for my birthday/Christmas, one of my gentleman admirers got me Jimmy Jacobs DVDs, because the way to a girl's heart is paved with pint-sized emo wrestlers.



I was joking with him that we should just book Jimmy himself for my next birthday. I mean, how much can he possibly charge just to show up and eat cake with me?

Also, WTF is with all the starry-eyed fangirls on Tumblr being like, "Oh, I bet in real life Dean Ambrose is really shy" and thinking he doesn't/never smoked, and choosing to believe the comments about him partying hard on the regular and banging girls are just works or jokes -- look, I don't know the guy, but I know guys, okay, and GURLS y'all are fooling your damn selves. Also, why the fuck are you all up on the dick of a dirty, rough, take-you-home-and-fuck-you-twice guy, while trying to pretend he's probably really Mr. Nice Guy? Be honest with yourself. He's dirty and rough and that turns you on.

BTW, thanks to em25, I now have a new wrassler obsession, and it's PWG's Super Dragon. Basically Super Dragon curb stomps people's faces, wears an awesome mask, and never gives a fuck about anyone or anything, ever. I can respect that. Here's a video about the Super Dragon in his natural habitat, which is him being the baddest motherfucker on the planet every minute of the day.

I think I will have to find some excuse to get my boyfriend to wear a Super Dragon mask in bed, just once. Is that SO WRONG?! Maybe I can get him to paint it on if I don't tell him why.

Comments

[quixotic.livejournal.com]

It must be. I get the impression that for a lot of people who find themselves afflicted, getting a thing for Dean Ambrose is kind of a weird journey of self discovery, and people tend to get into a bit of denial about what they're learning. Don't know if you've ever had this happen to you in writing about him -- but more than once I've had someone write to me swearing up and down that they had absolutely no interest in anything remotely kinky until they read my fan fiction and now all of a sudden all of this weird stuff is turning them on and my fic did it to them. Which is a load of crap, of course. If they really had no interest in that sort of thing they wouldn't have read the story considering the description.

Also, I think people thinking he's just going to be all sweet and innocent in Vegas is further made.. I don't know, hard to believe.. by the fact that he LIVES in Vegas (at least for the one day a week or so he lives anywhere). If you weren't from Vegas and had no connection to Vegas, why would you move there unless you enjoyed the kind of partying and/or general weirdness Vegas has to offer? I mean, unless he's working on some kind of campy sideshow act in his free time. Which, granted, I have a whole headcanon about, but still.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

The only other reasons anyone lives in Vegas is either they're a Mormon (doubt it) or in the military (nope). Case closed.