transemacabre | AIM convo with remix17

German, world domination, Cap, and Zemo. And kissing.

known as remix: i wanna learn german, not japanese ^^
Mississippienne: after you learn german, you can plot world domination
known as remix: ....but...
known as remix: that's so much paperwork =(
Mississippienne: cry me a river
known as remix: lol ^^
known as remix: brb
Mississippienne: do you think zemo got where he is today because he was afraid of paperwork?
known as remix: no he did it
known as remix: or had the hired help do it ^^
known as remix: ....maybe those poor children
Mississippienne: nah. have you seen school-age kids today?
Mississippienne: all his paperwork would have nail polish on it
Mississippienne: or doodles of the savage dragon
known as remix: XD
known as remix: true
Mississippienne: zemo reading from his list of demands:
Mississippienne: "and from you, avengers, i demand diplomatic immunity and a... lipstick kiss?"
known as remix: XDDDDDD
known as remix: to his horror
known as remix: he was reading this over live tv
known as remix: and thus... his career was ruined
Mississippienne: cap just sighs and reaches for his lipstick
Mississippienne: this happens all the time to cap
known as remix: XDDDD
known as remix: aweosme
Mississippienne: cap would totally carry around some lipstick and pantyhose. not because he likes to wear it
known as remix: no of course not
Mississippienne: but because he knows that eventually every superhero has to cross-dress for FREEDOM