More AIM convos with caia and remix

[transemacabre]

It's decided. Cap and Zemo need to have a dance-off.



caia512: It's hard being Cap.
Mississippienne: now i have that damn rap song in my head
caia512: A rap about Cap?
Mississippienne: its hard out here for a cap! when all them nazis talking shit!
caia512: Oh dear. :D
caia512: Cap: *shakes his head at kids today*
Mississippienne: heehee
Mississippienne: they could just have dance-offs instead of battles. itd be a lot less violent
caia512: Maybe old fashioned dance-offs!
Mississippienne: omigod
Mississippienne: my..brain...is cracking!
caia512: They could....swing dance or something! With partners!
Mississippienne: caps partner could be sharon, or bucky
caia512: Or Falc!
caia512: Though Bucky would be best for the old-fashioned stuff.
Mississippienne: yes! falcon! thats perfect
caia512: Yes. The dialogue would be hilarious.
caia512: Zemo could dance with Fixer. Or Songbird.
Mississippienne: fixer!
Mississippienne: or moonstone's comatose body
caia512: ....o.O
caia512: Oh Zemo.
known as remix: XD
known as remix: Zemo: Pull your weight, woman!
Mississippienne: LULZ
known as remix: cap only doing stuff from the forties
known as remix: zemo stuck in the seventies. or worse, trying to be a gangsta
caia512: Oh dear me.
caia512: *votes for seventies and issues Zemo with MAN CLEAVAGE*
Mississippienne: oooooh the man cleavage
caia512: There could be Falc and Cap in his Nomad uniform on one side and Zemo and Fixer in SPECIAL SEVENTIES UNIFORMS on the other!
Mississippienne: does zemo have an 8-track? tell me he does
caia512: He must!
caia512: It could be the official music!
Mississippienne: hypno-hustler should dj
caia512: Oh dear!
caia512: I don't know who that is, but it sounds really funny.
Mississippienne: hypno-hustler is.. well, exactly what he sounds like
caia512: ...he hypnotizes and hustles?
Mississippienne: yep
caia512: ...hustles in what sense?
Mississippienne: he's.... a disco hustler.
caia512: .....oh dear.
caia512: He.....hustles discos?
Mississippienne: maybe. look, every time i type his name a bit of my soul dies
caia512: Okay.
caia512: I will stop.
Mississippienne: and i didnt have that much soul to start with
caia512: Awww.
Mississippienne: somehow we must fit in swarm, the nazi made of bees
Mississippienne: cuz hes a NAZI. made of BEES
caia512: .....zomg yes.
caia512: It could dance!
Mississippienne: *shakes with terror*

Comments

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

Zemo/Moonvegetable OTP.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

I just imagine Zemo trying to swing dance with Moonstone and her comatose body going whack, flop, whack. Oh god I'm going to HELL.

remix17 and I's other idea was for a Zemo meets Power Pack, like the Taskmaster meets Power Pack issue from not long ago. Except that Zemo would lure them into his car with candy, and then drive off to raise them as his children.

[remix17.livejournal.com]

I am SO writing this as a fic. I just gotta. No one would mind if I ruined all things bright and good about the Power Pack, right? That's what fanfic's about, yes? Perverting the innocent things technically below our age group? XD

[skalja.livejournal.com]

I love you guys for bringing in the Hypno-Hustler!