My finishing move: The Morrissey

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My man-creature thinks that I should have names for my kenpo moves, like how pro wrestlers name their finishing moves (or, if you're a nerd, kinda like how anime characters will call their attacks). He suggested that the triangle choke should be The Morrissey, after the lyrics "Smother me mother" from one of Morrissey's songs. I think I'll name my other moves after punk bands.

Finger rake to the eyes = Stiff Little Fingers
Hammerfist = Minor Threat