Bizarre thing I'd like to do in my lifetime...

This is more of a little fantasy than anything that I plan to put into action, but I have this wish that, one day, I'll get to stall a wedding.

For some reason, I don't know why, it'll be life-or-death that I have to stall someone's wedding. I've already got it planned out. I'll burst in just as the priest is about to start the vows. "STOP!" I'll scream, running into the aisle. "He can't marry her! Because... he's in love with me!"

Everyone will gasp. An old lady will faint. The groom will look at me in confusion, since of course he's never seen me before. "I don't even know this woman!" he'll protest as the bride slaps him. Finally, someone will signal an usher to drag me out. As I'm being dragged through the doors, I'll yell back over the din, "I'm carrying your child, you bastard!!"

Anyone on the flist have an odd little desire like this one they'd like to share?

Most Confusing Marvelverse Threesomes

A post by brown_betty got me thinking -- what Marvelverse OT3s could have the most confusing names?

Nate/Nate/Nate -- Nate Grey, Kang, and Mister Sinister. Frightens me just thinking about it.

Stephen/Steve/Steven -- Doctor Strange, Cap, and Moon Knight in his "Steven Grant" persona.

Terry/Tessa/Teddy -- Siryn, Sage, and Hulkling. Don't know how to make this one work.