Bizarre thing I'd like to do in my lifetime...

[transemacabre]

This is more of a little fantasy than anything that I plan to put into action, but I have this wish that, one day, I'll get to stall a wedding.

For some reason, I don't know why, it'll be life-or-death that I have to stall someone's wedding. I've already got it planned out. I'll burst in just as the priest is about to start the vows. "STOP!" I'll scream, running into the aisle. "He can't marry her! Because... he's in love with me!"

Everyone will gasp. An old lady will faint. The groom will look at me in confusion, since of course he's never seen me before. "I don't even know this woman!" he'll protest as the bride slaps him. Finally, someone will signal an usher to drag me out. As I'm being dragged through the doors, I'll yell back over the din, "I'm carrying your child, you bastard!!"

Anyone on the flist have an odd little desire like this one they'd like to share?

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[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

On a similarly fantastical note:
Get a presentation or something for a book, and in making a thank-you speech, be able to say, "Thank you to all you bastards who wouldn't employ me: it's down to you I had time to write this."

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL.

Actually, I'm imagining you finishing your presentation, then stepping out from behind the podium, producing a bottle of Jack Daniels, and pouring it on the floor while saying, "And this is for all my homies who couldn't be here today."

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

I'd especially like it to be at one of the universities or museums I've applied to, as well...

Actually, I'm imagining you finishing your presentation, then stepping out from behind the podium, producing a bottle of Jack Daniels, and pouring it on the floor while saying, "And this is for all my homies who couldn't be here today."

Snurk! Yes - libations for the dead!
(I think they might appreciate Barbera d'Asti more, though!)

Oh - on my LJ - I've been scanning cheese. (In the packet). Please take a look!

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! Barbera d'Asti is a much finer choice. A bottle of Jack would do in a pinch, though, god knows they need something to numb the pain of all that bad historical fiction.

Will check cheese pictures. Cheese, yum. *gnaws on screen*

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

though, god knows they need something to numb the pain of all that bad historical fiction.

Grappa.

Will check cheese pictures. Cheese, yum. *gnaws on screen*

Cheese from Montferrat, no less...

[remix17.livejournal.com]

How about I invite you to my wedding? =) It'd be hysterical.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Of course! But you have to keep a straight face through the whole thing. And make sure no one in your family beats me up after.