Bizarre thing I'd like to do in my lifetime...

[transemacabre]

This is more of a little fantasy than anything that I plan to put into action, but I have this wish that, one day, I'll get to stall a wedding.

For some reason, I don't know why, it'll be life-or-death that I have to stall someone's wedding. I've already got it planned out. I'll burst in just as the priest is about to start the vows. "STOP!" I'll scream, running into the aisle. "He can't marry her! Because... he's in love with me!"

Everyone will gasp. An old lady will faint. The groom will look at me in confusion, since of course he's never seen me before. "I don't even know this woman!" he'll protest as the bride slaps him. Finally, someone will signal an usher to drag me out. As I'm being dragged through the doors, I'll yell back over the din, "I'm carrying your child, you bastard!!"

Anyone on the flist have an odd little desire like this one they'd like to share?

Comments

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! Barbera d'Asti is a much finer choice. A bottle of Jack would do in a pinch, though, god knows they need something to numb the pain of all that bad historical fiction.

Will check cheese pictures. Cheese, yum. *gnaws on screen*

[silverwhistle.livejournal.com]

though, god knows they need something to numb the pain of all that bad historical fiction.

Grappa.

Will check cheese pictures. Cheese, yum. *gnaws on screen*

Cheese from Montferrat, no less...