INTERNETS FAMOUS!

*chortles* I made it onto wank_report on Journelfen! All I got to say is hells yeah. I have yet to make my fandom_wank debut but I am sure it is coming someday. I've only been in fandom about twelve years, it's inevitable that I will piss off someone, somewhere. As for what I was 'wank reported' for, it was -- surprise surprise -- my refusal to warn for pregnancy. Although my would-be wankee got something wrong when s/he claimed that I said that I don't "have time" to warn for pregnancy. The fact of the matter is that I have plenty of time to warn for pregnancy, I'm just too much of a fucking bitch to do it. If you're gonna wank me, wank me for the right reasons.

Actually, I would much prefer being wanked for something I wrote or did as opposed to something I refuse to do. But I don't have the energy to create a sockpuppet army and pseucide is so *last week*, chirrens. Y'all got any good ideas?