Satantic Bob Ross

What if there was a Satanic Bob Ross painting show?

"Here next to the devil's lair we're going to paint in a one-eyed goat. Oh, he's a grumpy fellow. Now who else is in Hell? That's right, Anna Nicole Smith. We're going to paint her writhing in torment right down here. What color are the clouds in Hell? Yes, sooty black and sulferous yellow. Now here's a tree to sit under for shade. This tree is special because the leaves are bird's eyes."

Noteworthy ancestry of Christoph Waltz

Austrian-German actor Christoph Waltz, best known for his work in Django Unchained and Inglorious Basterds has some interesting ancestors. Here's a rough draft.

1. Christoph Waltz, b. 1956. Actor.
2. Johannes Waltz, 1922-1964. Set and costume designer.
3. Elisabeth Urbancic, b. 1925. Set and costume designer.
6. Rudolf von Urbantschitsch, 1879-1964. Psychiatrist and author.
7. Maria Mayen, 1892-1978. Actress.
12. Viktor von Urbantschitsch, 1847-1921. Physician.
13. Caroline Froeschl. Sister of the painter Karl Froeschl.
24. Edvard Urbancic
48. Alojsa Urbancic, 1786-1855. Lord of Turn Castle.
49. Marija Brunich
96. Martin Urbancic, lord of Turn Castle in Slovenia.
97. Konstanze Dietrich

Josipina Turnograjska, the first really notable female Slovenian poet, was the daughter of Alojsa Urbancic's (#48) brother and thusly a first cousin four times removed of Christoph Waltz. Another Rudolf von Urbantschitsch, son of Rudolf's (#6) brother, was a composer and the conductor for the Icelandic Symphony Orchestra for many years.