FIENDS: the Zemo/Spoiler sitcom
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remix17 in which we ponder what would happen if Zemo from Marvel's Thunderbolts and the late, lamented Spoiler from DC's Batbooks got their own sitcom.
remix17: especially zemo and HER
remix17: she's all nice and cheerful and ...good
mississippienne: and he's.... not.
remix17: lol yes
mississippienne: the odd couple!
mississippienne: somebody give 'em a sitcom!
remix17: and she'd also be all wanting to be in charge and he's like whooaaaaaa
mississippienne: spoiler comes in. "honey, did you try to conquer the world again?"
mississippienne: cue laugh track
mississippienne: i picture a happy-go-lucky opening segment like on friends. zemo and spoiler holding umbrellas. zemo and spoiler splashing in a fountain.
mississippienne: zemo and spoiler accidently switching masks. hilarity!
remix17: zemo juggling his orbs and then loses them, ala chandler
remix17: spoiler diving behind the couch
mississippienne: spoiler catching the orbs and handing them back to an abashed zemo, then she kisses him on the cheek
remix17: fixer barging in to steal from the fridge
remix17: lol the infamous "they got together!" episode
remix17: Zemo: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
remix17: dear gods do we dare speak of the jellyfish ep XD
remix17: the pink mask gags will never stop
remix17: and the audience likes it that way
mississippienne: his and hers masks
remix17: "excuse me, ma'am?"
"i am not a woman!"
fixer: "you complain like one"
*laugh track*
remix17: lol his and hers everything! hers are all blue, his are all pink
mississippienne: melissa is like maris on frasier, only spoken of, never seen
remix17: and abe is the loser straight man on the show XD
remix17: zemo and gunther have long talks in german
mississippienne: omg like that ep of seinfeld where they hitch a limosine ride w/white supremacists would go SO DIFFERENTLY on the zemo/spoiler sitcom
remix17: OMG HOLY CRAP!
mississippienne: fixer is SO the wacky neighbor
mississippienne: moonstone is the psychiatrist who does couples counseling between zemo and spoiler
remix17: and tries to hit on zemo XD
remix17: jolt is someone zemo runs over by accident
remix17: but he's glad it happened
mississippienne: omigod!!!!
remix17: like george castanza and his fiancee XD
mississippienne: its a running gag that every visit to fixer's apartment you see tubs filled w/clones of zemo. "that fixer! what a guy!" *laugh track*
remix17: and each clone is a different race. zemo is all "i'm black! i'm asian! not that there's anything wrong with that!"
mississippienne: abe becomes a black man partway through season 1 when they hire a new actor
remix17: and an entire episode is zemo fearing to go to the supermarket cuz he's sure one guy is lusting after him.
remix17: "he was undressing me with his eyes!"
"he was looking at the lettuce!"
remix17: cap is zemo's newman, only reversed!!
remix17: "hello--CAPTAIN."
"ZEMO."
remix17: so cap is jerry and zemo is newman, but thinks he's a jerry
mississippienne: but on spoiler's side -- robin, the perfect ex-boyfriend zemo is sekritly incredibly jealous of
remix17: ee! yes
mississippienne: because robin and spoiler still have a really friendly relationship and that just EATS ZEMO UP
remix17: yes perfect
mississippienne: batgirl, huntress, and oracle are spoiler's best galpals who constantly tell her shes too good for zemo
remix17: and fixer is always getting zemo into trouble and they say "SEE"
remix17: and zemo has to fix everything by the end
mississippienne: he does so in a wacky and yet still oddly-endearing manner every episode!
remix17: yes!
mississippienne: and spoiler has a "cant help loving that man 'o' mine" moment at the end of every ep where she and zemo kiss. *fade to black*
remix17: and every episode starts with her saying something like "new neighbors!" and zemo is all "are they black?" and cue laugh track. then he says something racist and they were sekritly behind him and he has to go out of his way to prove he isn't!
remix17: and he learns a VALUABLE LESSON about black people by the end
remix17: and listens to hip hop
remix17 in which we ponder what would happen if Zemo from Marvel's Thunderbolts and the late, lamented Spoiler from DC's Batbooks got their own sitcom.remix17: especially zemo and HERremix17: she's all nice and cheerful and ...goodmississippienne: and he's.... not.remix17: lol yesmississippienne: the odd couple!mississippienne: somebody give 'em a sitcom!remix17: and she'd also be all wanting to be in charge and he's like whooaaaaaa mississippienne: spoiler comes in. "honey, did you try to conquer the world again?"mississippienne: cue laugh trackmississippienne: i picture a happy-go-lucky opening segment like on friends. zemo and spoiler holding umbrellas. zemo and spoiler splashing in a fountain.mississippienne: zemo and spoiler accidently switching masks. hilarity!remix17: zemo juggling his orbs and then loses them, ala chandlerremix17: spoiler diving behind the couchmississippienne: spoiler catching the orbs and handing them back to an abashed zemo, then she kisses him on the cheekremix17: fixer barging in to steal from the fridgeremix17: lol the infamous "they got together!" episoderemix17: Zemo: WE WERE ON A BREAK!remix17: dear gods do we dare speak of the jellyfish ep XDremix17: the pink mask gags will never stopremix17: and the audience likes it that waymississippienne: his and hers masksremix17: "excuse me, ma'am?""i am not a woman!"
fixer: "you complain like one"
*laugh track*
remix17: lol his and hers everything! hers are all blue, his are all pinkmississippienne: melissa is like maris on frasier, only spoken of, never seenremix17: and abe is the loser straight man on the show XDremix17: zemo and gunther have long talks in german mississippienne: omg like that ep of seinfeld where they hitch a limosine ride w/white supremacists would go SO DIFFERENTLY on the zemo/spoiler sitcomremix17: OMG HOLY CRAP!mississippienne: fixer is SO the wacky neighbormississippienne: moonstone is the psychiatrist who does couples counseling between zemo and spoilerremix17: and tries to hit on zemo XDremix17: jolt is someone zemo runs over by accidentremix17: but he's glad it happenedmississippienne: omigod!!!!remix17: like george castanza and his fiancee XDmississippienne: its a running gag that every visit to fixer's apartment you see tubs filled w/clones of zemo. "that fixer! what a guy!" *laugh track*remix17: and each clone is a different race. zemo is all "i'm black! i'm asian! not that there's anything wrong with that!"mississippienne: abe becomes a black man partway through season 1 when they hire a new actorremix17: and an entire episode is zemo fearing to go to the supermarket cuz he's sure one guy is lusting after him. remix17: "he was undressing me with his eyes!""he was looking at the lettuce!"
remix17: cap is zemo's newman, only reversed!!remix17: "hello--CAPTAIN.""ZEMO."
remix17: so cap is jerry and zemo is newman, but thinks he's a jerrymississippienne: but on spoiler's side -- robin, the perfect ex-boyfriend zemo is sekritly incredibly jealous ofremix17: ee! yesmississippienne: because robin and spoiler still have a really friendly relationship and that just EATS ZEMO UPremix17: yes perfectmississippienne: batgirl, huntress, and oracle are spoiler's best galpals who constantly tell her shes too good for zemoremix17: and fixer is always getting zemo into trouble and they say "SEE"remix17: and zemo has to fix everything by the endmississippienne: he does so in a wacky and yet still oddly-endearing manner every episode!remix17: yes!mississippienne: and spoiler has a "cant help loving that man 'o' mine" moment at the end of every ep where she and zemo kiss. *fade to black*remix17: and every episode starts with her saying something like "new neighbors!" and zemo is all "are they black?" and cue laugh track. then he says something racist and they were sekritly behind him and he has to go out of his way to prove he isn't!remix17: and he learns a VALUABLE LESSON about black people by the endremix17: and listens to hip hop(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
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