Scriptfic: "In the closet" (humor)
Oct. 22nd, 2006 02:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreFrom a conversation on the CBR forums. Before coming out as gay in the GLA mini, Living Lightning spent a few months on an asteroid with Quasar (RIP). Just the two of them, alone, with occasional visits from Monica Rambeau and Starfox.
Keep in mind Quasar is the same hero who's own *girlfriend* wondered if he was gay.
Monica popped into the asteroid station, bringing with her files, mission reports, and the latest "Sex and the City" DVD box set (Wendell was an addict). She looked around but couldn't find Wendell or Miguel anywhere. Figuring they were off on patrols somewhere contemplating their navels, she went to the kitchen to fix herself a grilled-cheese sandwich. As she waited for her bread to grill, she started hearing strange noises down the hall.
WENDELL: I think something's wrong. Try jiggling it a little.
MIGUEL: Just relax. I've done this before, amigo.
WENDELL: Well, it's not fitting.
MIGUEL: I promise you it'll go in, you just gotta be smooth with it.
*strange banging noise*
WENDELL: Ow ow ow! That was my head!
MIGUEL: Madre de dios! Hold still. It's almost in.
At this point Monica decided to intervene. She flew down the hall, glowing bright, prepared to save Wendell from, well, whatever was happening to him. With a mighty crash she swung the door open, battle stance ready.
She found Miguel standing in front of a closet door, key in hand, looking rather sheepish.
MIGUEL: Uh, hey, Monica. Didn't know you were out there.
MONICA: What in the world is going on here?!
MIGUEL: Wendell accidently locked himself in the supply closet. *holds up key* This doesn't fit.
WENDELL: *voice muffled* Is that Monica? Oh, thank goodness you're here! Did you bring the latest "Sex in the City" DVD? I have to know if Carrie and Big ever get together!
Monica looked at Miguel, then at the closet. Then, without a word, she turned around and walked back to the kitchen. There was a grilled-cheese sandwich with her name on it...
Keep in mind Quasar is the same hero who's own *girlfriend* wondered if he was gay.
Monica popped into the asteroid station, bringing with her files, mission reports, and the latest "Sex and the City" DVD box set (Wendell was an addict). She looked around but couldn't find Wendell or Miguel anywhere. Figuring they were off on patrols somewhere contemplating their navels, she went to the kitchen to fix herself a grilled-cheese sandwich. As she waited for her bread to grill, she started hearing strange noises down the hall.
WENDELL: I think something's wrong. Try jiggling it a little.
MIGUEL: Just relax. I've done this before, amigo.
WENDELL: Well, it's not fitting.
MIGUEL: I promise you it'll go in, you just gotta be smooth with it.
*strange banging noise*
WENDELL: Ow ow ow! That was my head!
MIGUEL: Madre de dios! Hold still. It's almost in.
At this point Monica decided to intervene. She flew down the hall, glowing bright, prepared to save Wendell from, well, whatever was happening to him. With a mighty crash she swung the door open, battle stance ready.
She found Miguel standing in front of a closet door, key in hand, looking rather sheepish.
MIGUEL: Uh, hey, Monica. Didn't know you were out there.
MONICA: What in the world is going on here?!
MIGUEL: Wendell accidently locked himself in the supply closet. *holds up key* This doesn't fit.
WENDELL: *voice muffled* Is that Monica? Oh, thank goodness you're here! Did you bring the latest "Sex in the City" DVD? I have to know if Carrie and Big ever get together!
Monica looked at Miguel, then at the closet. Then, without a word, she turned around and walked back to the kitchen. There was a grilled-cheese sandwich with her name on it...
