Very vaguely creepy

[transemacabre]

Some very vaguely creepy stuff that I've overheard or seen recently.

My Botany teacher pausing during a lecture on meristems to tell us that when she reads the newspaper, she "always reads the funnies first, then the obituaries."

My friend Andrea has the biggest feet I've ever seen on a woman. Seriously, y'all. She has to buy men's shoes. BIG men's shoes.

I was talking on the phone with my ex's best friend, Chris, who was telling me about his new girlfriend. "She's funny and cute," he says, "but the best part is, she looks just like YOU." Oh, say it isn't so, Chris.

My ex then calling in a pique to gripe about Chris' new girlfriend. "She looks like you, but even skinnier. I always knew he was in love with you!"

When angry rioters burn American flags in foreign demonstrations, where do they get the American flags? Is there some opportunistic company peddling American flags to disaffected rioters? Or is there some old guy furiously sewing white stars onto a blue-and-red background ten minutes prior to the riot?

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[remix17.livejournal.com]

I want to know what unfortunate peddler makes them! Does the rest of the community hate him? Does he make enough during the riots to survive the rest of the year? American gots ta know.