Things I love about Marvel Fandom

[transemacabre]

elspethdixon posted an excellent rundown of what she loves about Marvel fandom, and I felt the need to add a few things to it. So, including everything on elspeth's list, here's my addendum:

Moral ambiguity, Sentry and Void's kiss and the general wrongness of it all, Baron Zemo and his pink (no, magenta) mask, Fixer/porn OTP, Kingpin's love for Vanessa, Echo's white handprint across her face, Thunderbolts, Daredevil's sexy Catholicism, Moon Knight's sexy Judaism, Ronan the Accuser's pure sex, busting shit the fuck up, how no one's sure if Andrea and Andreas loved each other or love loved each other, Super-Skrull's pimp attitude, nazis made of bees, Typhoid Mary's ripped fishnets, Squirrel Girl is the most competent superheroine ever, how Cap is never blase about human life, Cassie Lang being catnip for villains, Genis and alt!Mar-Vell hugging, Andreas being an uke, Zemo and Fixer's OTP or at the least BFF, Namor and his fetish for hot surfacer blonds, Daredevil and Bullseye switching costumes, daddy issue galore, Thanos destroying and killing for love, Cable having the most complicated backstory ever, Hyperion and Doc Spectrum's BDSM subtext, thigh-high boots, Joystick flirting with everything on two legs, Spidey raiding Daredevil's fridge, the creepy and cool Thin Man, All Kree Are Hot.

Comments

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

*sighs happily* Comics are AWESOME.

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

All Kree Are Hot.

Ronan the Accuser?

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

This is a complicated theory developed by myself and Kali. The Maxim That All Kree Are Hot goes like this:

The Kree are pretty much the Romans of outer space. All Romans are hot. Therefore, by association, all Kree are hot. The first official ambassador of Kree hotness was Mar-Vell, to be followed by Genis-Vell. After their untimely demises, Ronan stepped up and took on the mantle himself.

Additionally, there are two addenda to the Maxim. 1. Namor is Roman spelled backwards. All Romans are hot. Therefore, Namor is always hot. 2. All Skrull are pimps (for evidence, see Super-Skrull in Annihilation).