Meme for the flist: You Wake Up Between Them

[transemacabre]

So, after a long and drunken night on the town you awaken groggily from champagne-colored dreams to find yourself in a strange bed, in a strange bedroom, on a strange side of town. Your head pounds with a handover and you can't find your pants. Worse yet, you roll over to find yourself in a compromising position between these pairs. What do you do? What do you say? Where oh where will you flee?


1. Captain America and Iron Man.

2. Gamora and Nova.

3. Moonstone and Songbird.

4. Doctor Doom and Reed Richards.

5. Emma Frost and Cyclops.

6. Baron Zemo and Fixer.

7. Nocturne and Blink.

8. Ronan the Accuser and Super-Skrull.

Comments

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

1. Ogle and politely excuse myself. Their disputes can involve a certain amount of collateral damage, but they're both good guys.

2. I would blink and be all, "Who are these people? Wasn't Nova on the New Warriors or something?" And then assume he's probably a good guy and hide behind him if necessary.

3. Yikes. Melissa I'm okay with, but Moonstone would fuck up my shit big time. I'd try to quietly slip out the door while they tried to recruit me for mind games.

4. There's a really good chance here they wouldn't even notice I was in the room. Otherwise, I would just have to have faith in Reed eventually getting me rescued.

5. Same as with 1, basically. I'm probably going to get my mind wiped, which is a pity, but it could be worse.

6. Quickly and innocently grab my clothes, say "Nice time, guys!" and leave in an innocuous-yet-slutty manner. If I'm lucky, it's just basic BFF threesome time.

7. Again, I don't know these people, so I'd just be WTF? Realistically, there would be screaming, but in *all* of these situations I'm assuming I'm a good bit more level-headed than I actually *would* be--IRL, I don't *do* drunken nights on the town that wind up in one night stands, so I'd be flipping out before we even *got* to the interesting comics people.

8. Oh my GOD, intergalactic incident in the making. I suspect proper etiquette in this situation is to get the Kree Supreme Intelligence to unlock your latent special human potential, but I'm not Rick Jones, so....if I'm lucky their reaction to waking up together is "Make peace!" not "Kill each other!" Considering that they, too, were in bed together that night.

[swordslady.livejournal.com]

1. I quietly slip out of bed and into a a nearby closet, just so I can watch what will happen when Cap wakes up next to Tony. I also tell myself to remember to get checked for STDs (They say when you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they've ever slept with, and just by sheer numbers, the odds that I'm not going to catch anything are not in my favor).

2. Leave as fast as I can and keep repeating, "I did not just sleep with those ugos. I did not just sleep with those ugos" hoping I can will it to be true. (I've seen very little of these two, and in everything I've seen, they've been ugly)

3. I'd try to kick the filthy, ugly whore Songbird hard enough that I'd roll her off the bed, then I'd stretch out next to Karla and go back to sleep. (I <3 Moonstone)

4. Take a moment and cuddle with my sweet Victor before Reed wakes up the inevitable clash of egos kicks off with the question, "So, who was better?"

5. Wait for the inevitable mind-wipe. Mess up Scott's hair (which really needs to me done more often, on the rare occasion it looks uncombed, he looks so damned good!)

6. Thank the boys for what I'm sure was a wonderful night even though I probably couldn't remember it and tell then to call me, even though I know they probably won't, then leave them alone.

7. Leave and go to an AA meeting. If I got drunk enough to sleep with the two characters I hate more than any others, I've hit rock bottom and need to quit drinking right now.

8. I'd just lay there and bask in the hotness of Ronan and the sexiness of Super-Skrull. (Skrulls are sexy. Always.)